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Song Parodies -> "Quizzers' Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Amish Paradise"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Quizzers' Paradise"

Parody Written by:

Graham H.

The Lyrics

[Verse 1]:
As I walk through classrooms where my matches will be
I take a look at my girl, and realize she’s studying
She’s so perfect for a quizzer like me,
I don’t have time to be acting romantically
At 3:30 in the morning, I’m studying
Tim’s the one writing questions
And Mike sleeps in – FOOL!
And I’ve been practicin’ and studyin’ so long,
That even Fred and Merv think my mind is gone
We’re a team with dream, we’re gonna be number 1
Got a quizbook in my hand and a buzzer by my thumb
But if I answer all your questions, and you answer mine,
Then we’ll win a championship in little to no time

[CHOROUS]:
We been spending most our lives quizzing in a quizzer’s paradise
I only error once or twice quizzing in a quizzer’s paradise
We been spending most our lives quizzing in a quizzer’s paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice quizzing in a quizzer’s paradise

[Verse 2]:
A quizzer boy sat in the opposite seat
I just laughed at him, because I knew he’s really weak
I tried to be nice, in fact, I wished him luck
Cuz I know comparing our stats, he really does suck
But I won’t ever brag to a quizzer unless I deserve it
A quizzer with a ‘tude, you know that’s unheard of
The questions may be hard, but my answers are exact
And my teammates agree we’re really good ‘cause we’re stacked – FOOL!
If you have to quiz ‘gainst us, you’ll be struck with fear
You better get ready because your team’s end is near
You can’t contest or complain, cuz we really do play fair
It’s just that we come better prepared

We have fun all nights at practice time
We practice until nine-thirty
Unlike Allen Iverson, practice means something to me

[CHOROUS]:
We been spending most our lives quizzing in a quizzer’s paradise
I only error once or twice quizzing in a quizzer’s paradise
We been spending most our lives quizzing in a quizzer’s paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice quizzing in a quizzer’s paradise

[VERSE 3]:
Quizzed out twice already, next match I’ll have a third
People call me obsessed, people call me a nerd
Think you’re really better? Think you’re really smart?
Well I know I’m a hundred places better than you are
I’m the quizzer guy all the quizzers want to be like
Scoring points every Sunday night, quizzing out by question five
So don’t complain you’re score’s so tiny
If you study more then you too can win a trophy that’s shiny

[CHOURS 2]:
We been spending most our lives quizzing in a quizzer’s paradise
We’re the Hopewells and Mennonites,
Mainly Petra and Paradise
It’s hard work in sacrifice living in a quizzer’s paradise
I’m never wrong, I’m always right, quizzing in a quizzer’s paradise

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Spoof-Man - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
This is all reday a parody...Colio had a song called "Gangsters Parodise"..... "Amish Paradise" was Weird Al's parody of it!!
Pizzadude - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Just one word: Awesome.

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