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Song Parodies -> "Polkombat"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This is a song about characters from the Mortal Kombat series.
Ashrah, Jarek, Shujinko
Baraka and Bo' Rai Cho
Tanya, Kintaro, Quan Chi
Noob Saibot Frost, and Kenshi
Drahmin, Johnny Cage, Reiko
Darrius, Raiden, and Smoke
Hsu Hao and Mokap, everybody Polkombat!

Hotaru, Blaze, Dairou
Scorpion and Motaro
Nitara, Sub-Zero, Jade
Fujin, Kano, Sonya Blade
Shinnok, Li Mei, Sareena
Oh, and princess Kitana
Kurtis Stryker and Ermac, everybody Polkombat!

It's time to polka
For Reptile and Mileena
Come on put on your lederhosen
And try not to get mad in front of Onaga
You better grab yourself a partner
Like Sindel, Moloch, or Sektor (hey Sektor)
Hold on a minute, there were still 16 Mortal Kombatants more

Including Liu Kang, Rain, Mavado
Shao Kahn and Kung Lao
Kabal, Havik, Kai, Cyrax
Nightwolf, Shang Tsung, and Jax
Don't forget about Kira
Sheeva, Goro, and Kobra
All kombatants we've looked at, everybody Polkombat!
Everybody Polkombat!
Everybody Polkombat!

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yo boy - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment
what ummm whats this about
Jason - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Well I don't know but im sure it appeals to TSB's small select audience, whoever or whatever they are......

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