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Song Parodies -> "Old and Dirty"

Original Song Title:

"White and Nerdy"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Old and Dirty"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

They see me strollin'
And creakin'
I know they're all laughin'
Cuz I'm old and dirty

Laughin' cuz I'm old and dirty
Laughin' cuz I'm old and dirty
Can't you see I'm old and dirty
Look at me I'm old and dirty

I wanna roll with
The girlies
But so far they all think I'm too
Old and dirty

Think I'm just too old and dirty
Think I'm just too old and dirty
I'm just too old and dirty
Really, really old and dirty

Got some plastic on my thighs and knees
Get some thrills playin' mini-golf for free
I've been to all the states and even D.C.
Keep your 40 I'll just have some cold bland tea
I travel to islands via ferry
I collect stamps and stationary
Eat lots of maraschino cherries
Flirt with the chicks in the library

My myspace page is all totally pimped out
Beggin' girls to put me on their top 8 spaces
I know thousands of mini-golf places
Checkin' all the cute girls who wear braces
I like to eat my donuts with exta glaze
To drive to the grocery store can take me days
My cane helps me walk and I'm so amazed
I like theater I go to watch old plays

My pain killers every hour I take one (one)
I can still walk but I sure can't run (run)
Play lots of shuffleboard just for fun
I go to bed with my old rifle gun
Beethoven's 5th is my favorite sing-along
I'll sure break a sweat if I play ping pong
I'll watch girls dance freaky to bling songs
Wishin' it my bed they would sleep on

They see me roll on
My wheelchair
It's quite obvious they think
I'm old and dirty

Think I'm just too old and dirty
Think I'm just too old and dirty
Can't you see I'm old and dirty
Look at me I'm old and dirty

I'd like to stroll with
The teen girls
But they run away
Cuz I'm so old and dirty

Think I'm just too old and dirty
Think I'm just too old and dirty
I'm just too old and dirty
How'd I get so old and dirty?

I been browsin' a teen site for 'em
Pretending to be a teen guy named Jim
But they can still I'm an old demon
And their pics I can't ignore, they never leave me bored
I love to read encyclopedias
Especially wikipedia
I know British history really well
But when I try to impress the girls they tell me to go to hell

I can always give myself a fright (fright)
When I trip near the bathroom in the hall
I always take one hell of a fall
One time I landed in the shower stall
Yo, I always seem to hurt my back
I cook killer pancakes, large stacks
When I flirt with the girls I get a whack (smack smack)
They don't wanna see me get freaky

I'm dirty in the extreme
And older then Mick and Keith
I always bid clubs in bridge clubs
My team is the best team
Only time when bridge really can get hard
Is when I sneeze or cough or drop my cards
My Buick Packard pollutes the air
I wear whitey tighty underwear

They see me rollin'
They pointin'
And gigglin' high-pitched
Cuz I'm so old and dirty

Just because I'm old and dirty
Just because I'm old and dirty
All because I'm old and dirty
Holy cow, I'm old and dirty

I wanna phone-up
The ladies
But it's plain to see that
I'm too old and dirty

Think I'm just too old and dirty
Think I'm just too old and dirty
I'm just too old and dirty
Look at me I'm old and dirty

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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The Piano Minstrel - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
nice. this is very difficult to parody. Some may disagree but based on the lyrics I think naming Weird Al is appropriate instead of Chamillionaire. However some of the lyrics were a little too similar to Weird Al's, or repetitive. Great effort! 544
Dad - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Did you know that Weird Al's song is actually a parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire? You can't parody parodies!
Tim - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I was going to credit Chamillionaire, but I felt that this song is more of a play off of "White and Nerdy" than "Ridin".
Below Average Dave - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
By Definition you can parody anything quite literally, however it just seems odd to say that you are making a parody of a parody. . .Weird Al's lyrics that some of these lines closely resemble, remember, are a parody. . .and they resemble the original work closely enough to be considered a parody, so no matter what the subject I would personally consider such to be a parody of the original, not the parody. . .I didn't let that weight in on my vote, it was a great parody, just have trouble accepting that it parodies Weird Al's version of the song as Weird Al's version is in fact a parody of another song. . .in general a parody takes a song that is not considered funny and makes it funny, I mean not that you can't parody comedy, but if it is already comedy I guess I don't view a point in making a parody of it as the point is already laughter. . .whereas a, say, Chamomile song is not comedy and isn't funny, therefore making it a good song to parody because you have good reason to parody said song. . .Not trying to rant, this is after all just an opinion. . .some definitions of parody actually do say You Cannot Parody a Parody, others say Parodies have to be funny though-and that is wrong, so to each there own, at any rate, good work.
ABN - February 18, 2007 - Report this comment
That rocked!!! (Even though it WAS a parody of a parody....huh. That's like a...maxymoron or something. (I'll FINALLY become a user here if someone can guess who said that and where.))
Fernando - January 29, 2016 - Report this comment
It is awesome 👦👦👦👦👦👦👦👦👦👦👦👦👦

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