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Song Parodies -> "White and Girly"

Original Song Title:

"White and Nerdy"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"White and Girly"

Parody Written by:

Philip Hanan

The Lyrics

White and Girly

You see me gettin' swirlies
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and girly

Think I'm just too white and girly
Think I'm just too white and girly
Can't you see I'm white and girly
Look at me I'm white and girly

I wanna date and get some early
But so far they all think I'm too
White and girly

Think I'm just too white and girly
Think I'm just too white and girly
I'm just too white and girly
Really, really white and girly

First in my class with B.O.
Got skills, I'm an expert at Yu-Gi-Oh!
Weird Al's the only music I like, Oh no!
Even at 16, I drink juice and tea
I eat biscuits and never- cookies!
You'll find that I never do anything contrary
Albert Einstein is on my wall next to Three Stooge Larry
I think Bigfoot is just some guy that's hairy

My MySpace page is all totally pink
Got people thinking that my life totally stinks
Yo, I know stuff about a thousand places
Got some velcro, so I don't wear laces
I order all my sammiches with grey poupon
Only on the web, can I get it on
Once you've seen my ballet, you'll be totally amazed
I dance so girly, I'll put you in a daze

There's no killer stunt I ever tried
I'm afraid if I leave my house, I could die
Do anime dubs just for fun
Don't watch G.I. Joe cause I'm afraid of guns
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
Forest Gump is the best in ping pong
I'll decorate your house like you're a girl
I'll organize your place in a whirl

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my scooter
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and girly

Think I'm just too white and girly
Think I'm just too white and girly
Can't you see I'm white and girly
Look at me I'm white and girly

I'd like to roll with the gay ones
It's apparent I'm too
White and girly

Think I'm just too white and girly
Think I'm just too white and girly
I'm just too white and girly
How'd I get so white and girly

I been browsin', inspectin' manga
You know I collect it
I use Manga pens and I let er rip
Plain old white walls leave me bored
I throw up photos of celebs I adore
I edit Wikipedia
I watch online H&G media
I can decorate under 5gs, cause I'm the master at saving money

I got a business selling paper weights
They're all shaped like our 50 states
I paint them all real nice
On an office desk, they sure add spice
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with my cat on my lap
By 7, we drift off in a little nap

I'm girly in the extreme
Gayer, then cheese and cream
I was in Home Ec club and Sewing club
And even the Debate team
Only question I ever thought did stink
Was "Do I prefer purple or do I prefer pink ?"
Spend every weekend at the flea market

Got my name on my pencils They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and girly

Just because I'm white and girly
Just because I'm white and girly
All because I'm white and girly
Holy cow, I'm white and girly

I wanna lawn bowl with the fruitcakes
It's so obvious I'm
White and girly

Think I'm just too white and girly
Think I'm just too white and girly
I'm just too white and girly
Look at me I'm white and girly

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Agrimorfee - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Some funny lines, but on the whole, this isn't "girly" enough to rate very high. I take issue with some of the descriptions-- having B.O, listening to Weird Al, and admiration for Albert Einstein and the 3 Stooges is not "girly". You even lifted a few lines from Al---that is a SACRILEGE!
Susanna Viljanen - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Those gays I'm aware of are NOT girly. They are macho males to the extreme - does Tom of Finland ring the bell?
Matthias - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Agree 150 percent with Agrimorfee
Dylan Baranski - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Who is Tom of Finland? Also, on the subject of Wikipedia, I noticed that someone wrote "I EDIT WIKIPEDIA" in the Wikipedia article for Weird Al. I thought that was really dang funny. It reminded me of some naive East European dude with a tenuous grasp of Western culture, sort of like Borat.
The Mixmaster - April 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I am speechless, and not in a good way. 1, 1, and 1.
Poop Pants - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, The Mixmaster...I sense some hostility. Do you even know TOS? Cuz if you don't, and you are just giving this author a bad time, then that's not good.
littleGirlyCakes - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this zany . . ."spend my nights with my cat on my lap" cute!
Brandon Reina - August 09, 2015 - Report this comment
I think this song has come way too far. My #1 girlfriend is still white and girly because SHE'S A PRINCESS! PRINCESSES ROCK! GIRLS ROCK! GIRLS DO PLAY COLLEGE SOFTBALL! GIRLS ARE A BIT MORE SPORTY, SEXY AND FREE BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO DO SEXY, FUN THINGS LIKE WATERSLIDES, GOING TO THE BEACH, CHEERLEADING, SHOWING OFF THEIR BELLY BUTTONS, PLAYING VOLLEYBALL, WEARING BIKINIS, GOING ROLLERSKATING AND GOING SWIMMING.

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