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Song Parodies -> "Please watch The Bachelor!"

Original Song Title:

"Polkamon"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Please watch The Bachelor!"

Parody Written by:

Jay Jianoran

The Lyrics

[THE BACHELOR 1-2]

Jaclyn Hucko, Melissa Reese
Jill Gosser and LaNease Adams
Lisa Gold, Trista Rhen
Gwen Gioia and Dana Norris
Amber Johnson, Suzi Reid
Shannon Fries and Heather Cranford
Christi D. Weible and Erin Lulevich - Please watch The Bachelor!

[THE BACHELOR 3-4-5]

Amber Stoke, Shannon Ford
Liz Terzo, and Tina Panas
Lindsay King, Mary Delgado
Kristi Houston, and Karin Smith
Jessica Holcomb, DeShaun Stallworth
Mandy Clemens, Trish Schneider
Tara Huckeby - Please watch The Bachelor!

See Those Girls
Like Erin Lulevitch [B2]
And don't for get Shea Deeds [B4]
And try taking Jessica Bowlin [B5] to watch
You'd better watch some more
Like Amy Anzel and Amber West (Amber West) [B1]
Hold on a minute - there's still at least a hundred and ninty-four more

[THE BACHELOR 6-7-8-9]

Including Amy Cochran and Jayne Moore
Kelly Haren and Lisa Larsen
Jenny Adams and Kim Choma
Sarah Welch and Sarah Stone
Don't forget about Cole Martin
Kristen Morse and Ellen Fusco
Heather Sneed and Lisa Young - Please watch The Bachelor!

Please watch The Bachelor!
Please watch The Bachelor!
How do you like it?

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Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 2

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daniel - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
crap!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Daniel, I can see you are one of the 1s brigade. Thanks a lot for your 1s on my parody.
daniel - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
your welcome! and i gave them to your x-box parody too and i am not on a 1s brigade i just give parodys 1s or 5s most of the time!
Jason - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Excuse me, I did NOT write this or that X-Box parody. My name is Jason not Jay. And the 1s I was referring to were not the 1s on THIS parody, they were the 1s on my James Blunt parody Mr 1s. So get your facts right next time.
Dan! - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Daniel is just a whiner because he probably writes equally bad pieces.

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