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Song Parodies -> "Polkamon (Ruby & Sapphire Version)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Polkamon (Ruby & Sapphire Version)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The Hoenn version of the Weird Al song from the Pokemon 2000 Soundtrack.
Corphish, Skitty, and Seedot
Cacturne, Wailord, and Wynaut
Slaking, Crawdaunt, and Mawile
Gardevoir and ol' Sceptile
Numel, Swellow, and Slakoth
Kyogre and Vigoroth
Hariyama and Aggron - Everybody Polkamon!

Torkoal, Nuzleaf, and Torchic
Taillow, Treecko, Milotic
Makuhita, Mudkip, Spheal
Tropius and Registeel
Surskit, Beldum, and Solrock
Lunatone and Regirock
Metagross and Kecleon - Everybody Polkamon!

It's time to polka
For Salamence and Absol too
Come on put on your lederhosen
And try not to stamp on that little Swablu
You'd better grab yourself a partner
Like Shroomish or Ludicolo (Ludicolo)
Hold on a minute - There's still at least a hundred and twelve more to go

Including Azurill and Masquerain
Wurmple, Regice, and Walrein
Swampert, Wailmer, Beautifly,
Camerupt and Sableye
Don't forget about Cascoon
Rayquaza and Zigzagoon
Trapinch and of course Groudon - Everybody Polkamon!

Everybody Polkamon!
Everybody Polkamon!
This song is my best work, so PLEASE don't copy it!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 12

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't know anyone even played with Pokemon any more. There's me nicely proved wrong. Still, in my opinion you can never better the original Red & Blue versions. [sniff] ah, childhood memories!
TheCoffinRobber - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
And I thought the original was awesome :) 555
Toku - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Sweet Blaziken, this is awesome. Congratulations... we need a sound file.
Werepyre411 - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Woah! Sweet Blaziken! That's just too awesome! I even sang it to myself!
Chibs - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
VERY cool! I love polkamon hehe
DANIEL - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Chibs - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh...daniel, you little...I named a Grimer Daniel, lol!
daniel - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
grimer sucks like sneasel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calladus52 - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Look, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Just never come here again. Ever. Plever. Trevor! JEBIVERY! JIBNEY! (random gibberish)

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