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Song Parodies -> "White Boy's Holiday Polka"

Original Song Title:

"Angry White Boy Polka"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"White Boy's Holiday Polka"

Parody Written by:

Stockton

The Lyrics

An entire polka parody with original parody songs. I'm sure it's happened, but not very much. But since Chistmas is on the way, why not. I even have a reference of one of my other parodies. Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Happy Kwanza (whatever the blue jiminy hell that is), etc.
Skittles and Reese's Pieces
The stocking stuffer sort
Silly putty, a CD
All sorts of (whoop) that'll rotten my teeth, see
The stocking stuffer sort
'Cause I'm chewin' on sweets, damaging teeth
Fill my stomach with food from clothed feet
Chewin' on sweets, damaging teeth
Fill my stomach with food from clothed feet
Be visiting, Doc Parkaski
I'm eating lots of Reese's

Wake up
Heard a clatter, looks like Santa came up
Go to sleep 'cause he knows when you wake up
Someone has come up upon our rooftop
Maybe we'll see Prancer, we'll see Rudolph (We wanted to)
Heard a clatter, looks like Santa came up (We wanted to)
Go to sleep 'cause he knows when you wake up (We wanted to)
Someone has come up upon our rooftop (We wanted to)
I don't think you trust in my
Wanting for a sleigh ride
But I
Don't ask him because I'm shy, shy, shy
Shy, shy, shy, shy, shy, shy, shy
Hey!

I want a big tree
I want a big tree
I want a big tree
Reaching to the sun
I want it six feet
I want it eight feet
I want it ten feet
Find the biggest one
Come here, come here, come here
I'll get the hachet for ya
Come here, come here, come here
Go to the mountain corna'
Come here, come here, come here
You want a giant, don'cha?
Come here, come here, come here
There's plenty in Nevada

Be really good, if I can, but I can't, but now I'm gonna
Hope for more than than some lame anthrax spores, I know I'm gonna
Why do I always get coal (Oh no)
Why do I always get cooooooooal
When Santa comes down my flue
Boy, my Christmas blew

Gonna kiss a cute girl
We're under mistletoe, and I'm very happy
Cutest babe in the world
So I hope that she kisses me, I'm very lonley
She told me she does not want to
Do kissy-kissy with me, it's tradition, baby
Could be the fact that she's a jew
But it also could be me, 'cause I'm Gary Busey, now

Last night, she said
She wants to get a Barbie doll, and the house with all
Of the furniture
So I went to Toys R Us
It seems impossible tonight, it's all sold out, not right
Get it in July

Oh, ho ho ho ho
Oh, ho ho ho ho
Get up and then sit down with the Santa
Get up and then sit down with the Santa
Get up and then sit down with the Santa
Open up your list so you can read it to he
Get up and then sit down with the Santa
A Macy's moment, so go sit down with the Santa
Get up and then sit down with the Santa
Don't pull on his beard to reveal that he's Murray

We're the elves that work all night, we're the elves that work all night
We're the elves that work all night, but it's really quite all right

This year, I know that I will not pout
This year, gonna try not to shout
I'm hopin' that his sliegh comes my way
My way, not the Smith's way
This year, I know that I will not pout
This year, gonna try not to shout
I'm hopin' that his sliegh comes my way
(ching ching) Not the Smith's way

I'm viewing the outside, I want what's in
I hope she bought it, one with green colors
'Cause inside are toys and some DVDs
I hope that she knew the right toys to choose

It's Chanukah, so spin the dreidely-dely, let's all do the hora and light the menorah
It's Chanukah, so spin the dreidely-dely, let's all do the hora and light the menorah

We are, we are, the elves of the North Pole
We are, we are, the elves of the North Pole
We are, we are, the elves of the North Pole
We are the elves of the North Pole
Hey!

I'm Big Santa, yes I'm the real Cringle, all the people know I'm here when all the bels jingle
So won't the real Big Santa please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
'Cause I'm Big Santa, yes I'm the real Cringle, all the people know I'm here when all the bels jingle
So won't the real Big Santa please, please, please stand up

Big Santa, won't you pleeeeease
Stand uuuuuuu- (stand up Santa)
(stand up Santa)
(stand up Santa) -uuuuuup
Santa, won't you please stand up
Hey!

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Pacing: 2.5
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Total Votes: 2

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AussieBullDog - December 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Lot of lyrics to get through here, but you've done a great job - fives, mate.
neminem - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
This only has 3 votes? It's an outrage! So yeah... I thoroughly enjoyed every bit of that. Finally, a Weird Al Polka parody that lives up to being associated with his name ;-). Despite a couple minor rhyming glitches (rhyming 'happy' with 'lonely,' or 'my' and 'smith,' for instance) I still give you a 5/5/5. It was long, after all...
Your Worst Nightmare - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This song was awesome! It would make sense to parody one of Weird Al's polkas, since there are so many songs bunched up together, but what I don't get is when people parody Weird Al's parodies! How can you PARODY a parody??!? It doesn't make any sense! Anyway, this song is great, except for the few pace glitches. I gave it a 4/5/4.
Agrimorfee - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
You've got Christmas Balls....555.
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Technically this isn't a parody. Weird Al makes 4 different kind of songs. Those are... Original. ex: Grapefruit Diet Parody. ex: Trash Day (parody of Hot in Here) Parody Style. ex: Dare to be Stupid (parody style of DEVO) and Polka. ex: Polka your eyes out one of his songs are only considered being under polka if it is an arangement of other songs lyrics. Like the song Polkamon is an Original, cuz it isn't an arangement of lyrics. So this really isn't making a parody of a parody. Though I try my best to avoid paroding an Al song, original or not. Good job Stockton
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Stockton,long ago there wasn't a song parody for The Strokes' "Last Night",so I made one. Now I'll make another one. Is it okay for me to use the "Last Night" part of your parody? I would make another "Last Night" song parody today. Thank you.

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