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Song Parodies -> "Matthiasarama!"

Original Song Title:

"Polkarama!"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Matthiasarama!"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I had these done for a long time but I never got around to piecing it together... Until now!
"LET'S CUT OUT SMOKING"
( http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/blackeyedpeas78.shtml )

Let’s cut out smoking, Yuck!
Let’s cut out smoking this year

Let’s cut out smoking, Gross!
Let’s cut out smoking this year
Let’s cut out smoking, Gross!
Let’s cut out smoking this year

Cause those things are toxic, toxic
You’ll get sick, get sick
When huffin’, huffin’
And puffin’, puffin’

"FAKED ME OUT"
( http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/franzferdinand10.shtml )

When bright club lights glow
Don’t see extra toes
That chick…
Faked me out!

Dark bars rather blow
Put moves on a bro
My bad... [gunshot]
Faked me out!

"SEVERING SKILLS"
( http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/weezer63.shtml )

Severing Skills!
What do you want to drink?
(Bloody Mary?)
(Bloody Mary?)
Workin' my severing skills!

Severing Skills!
Hannibal's delicacy
(Sloppy Joe, eh?)
(Sloppy Joe, eh?)
Workin' my severing skills!

"CHARLIE BROWN"
( http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/coldplay114.shtml )

To all these kids I’m Good Ol’ Charlie Brown
The tree just ate my kite again
Snoopy’s sleeping on top his dog house
If he could see me then he would just laugh

[Accordion Solo]

"BLOAT UP"
( http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/modestmouse9.shtml )

I eat and bloat up its lame!
Swallowed fifteen candy canes!
Now my insides feel shame
All-You-Can-Eat is all to blame now!

"FUEL'S GOLD STINKS!"
( http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/gorillaz37.shtml )

Fuel’s Gold
Fuel’s Gold
Fuel’s Gold

"DON'T CHA (WISH YOUR CELL PHONE)"
( http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/pussycatdollsftbustarhymes0.shtml )

Don’t cha wish your cell phone was sweet as mine?
Don’t cha wish your cell phone had those apps like mine?
Don’t cha
Don’t cha
Don’t cha wish your cell phone was small as mine?
Don’t cha wish your cell phone could go online?
Don’t cha
Don’t cha

"AL GORE HAS WARNED ME (GLOBAL WARMING)"
( http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/thekillers50.shtml )

It’s this Global Warming!
That f*cked up our planet!
The grass is now granite!
This place has gotten scary, won’t last here!
Not experimental
We’ve got the credentials
Rain’s gushing and gushing on down

"WEATHER"
( http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/velvetrevolver6.shtml )

Snow!
Sleet!
Slush!

"BELLY FLOP"
( http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/50centandolivia0.shtml )

I just landed a Belly Flop
That pool made my body stop
From the diving board I hopped
The impact made me hurt a lot (Ow!)

You went and pulled a Belly Flop (Yeah)
Went swimming when it’s hot (Uh-huh)
Since we can’t spend it on a yacht (Come on)
We went down to that water park (Yup!)

"X IT MARKS THE SPOT"
( http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/snoopdogg18.shtml )

When yer swabbin' the deck mate
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
As we search for that Aztec gold
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot

"PAWN DE CHECKMATE"
( http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/rihanna78.shtml )

Chess is what I play its Pawn de Checkmate
Your queen will be slain when I bash her with my rook
With my pal I’ll say curse words knocked down my bishop
Chess is what I play but I’ll never be a crook

Screw Twister
Right hand on green’s lame
All I need’s a black queen
For me to have fun

"GOLF SWINGER"
( http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/kanyewest25.shtml )

My ball is flying (My ball is flying)
Into the trees (Into the trees)
I'm not an expert of the green (Of the green)
Oh, I'm a Golf Swinger, It makes me frown (It makes me frown)
(How much I stink)

Hey, Hey

This course I'm playing as a Golf Swinger
The ball I'm missing [it's a joke, joke]*
This course I'm playing as a Golf Swinger
The ball I'm missing [it's a joke, joke]*

I suck, man, You'd better duck (That ball will weave)
I stink, man, Plops in the drink (Sport makes me heave)
I blow, man, My brain is slow (That's why I greave)
I frown, man, I'm mad!

This course I'm playing as a...
Golf Golf Swinger (Golf Golf)
Golf Golf Swinger (Golf Golf)
Golf Golf Swinger (Golf Golf)
Hey!


* NOT THE ORIGINAL LYRICS (LIKE HOW AL USES THE CLEAN VERSION FOR HIS POLKA)

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