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Song Parodies -> "It's In The Cards (a Disney Infinity 2.0 tribute)"

Original Song Title:

"Close But No Cigar"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"It's In The Cards (a Disney Infinity 2.0 tribute)"

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The Lyrics

A tribute to one of the best-selling video games of all time, Disney Infinity 2.0 (for PlayStation 3).
Hector Barbossa was his name
Nobody's gonna try to blame
About the side of his pirate ship’s cannon exploding
His explosive actions remain the same
And I liked him even more than
Gym Class Heroes liked Fall Out Boy
He's suicidal, he's dynamic
Yeah, he's a legend you can't annoy
Expect another thing about this Disney Infinity game
That you guys saw all the time
And I know some guys were obsessed with that kind of guy
Even better than Mater

GPKs, I said hey! He's just pushing the button just to
Make him do a major tow and throw
That's cool, it's in the cards

Then I knew Black Widow
She has been totally hardcore
Fighting is much of her favorite gimmick
And she's most of the time taking a villain out
And I don't worry 'bout the Lone Ranger
Or Mr. Incredible and Sulley
Oh Anna, wipe all of those smiles right off your face
It's time to even out the odds
Since Disney Infinity collectors have
A chance to see her in a blue dress
Appearing in one of these web cards
Although I do like Lightning McQueen

Aw well, I said Hey! You thought race tracks bother you too much?
But Jack Sparrow has gone too far
That's cool
Aw, that's very cool
Yeah, Phineas was cool, too cool, it's in the cards

Aladdin is stealing things
Nonstop until he had enough
He was a street rat and a handsome prince
Even though his life can be a diamond in the rough
And Donald Duck is just a temper tantrum throwing duck
While Jack Skellington’s just a pumpkin king
And did I mention someone named Merida
And a snow queen named Elsa
Yeah, they're all much pretty as they can be
Even Sorcerer’s Apprentice Mickey
The world of Disney Infinity might get too awesome
It's popularity's a bit too cool

I said Hey! Stitch (Experiment 626) had lots of IQs
He’s totally way too smart
That's cool
Everybody's very cool
Aw, something too cool, that's cool, it's in the cards
Infinity too much?
Aw yeah, all right
Really, really, really cool
All in the cards

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