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Song Parodies -> "Princess Palooza!"

Original Song Title:

"Polkarama!"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Princess Palooza!"

Parody Written by:

girlypink66

The Lyrics

A tribute to the official Disney Princesses (Sadira, Vanellope, Rapunzel, Mia, Anna, Elsa, Tiana, Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, Pocahontas, Bo Peep, Sofia the First, Jasmine, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White and Giselle)
My name is Giselle (who?), my name is Giselle Phillips
My name is Giselle (who?), my name is Giselle Phillips
My name is Giselle (who?), my name is Giselle Phillips
I have red hair and a shiny tiara, red hair and a shiny tiara, red hair and a shiny tiara, red hair and a shiny tiara

Prince Philip, he's a prince
Prince Philip, he loves Sleeping Beauty
His name's... Nor’du
Prince Philip, just watch out
When you become an awesome fighter
That guy's... [Impaling sound] Nor’du

Jasmine, what a pretty rich girl
(Aladdin, Aladdin) Seeing Jasmine
Jasmine, famous throughout the whole new world
(Aladdin, Aladdin) Seeing Jasmine

She’s Sofia the first
But we can call her Sofia
Most of her life can be royal
She's dancing most of the time alone

Yeah, my name is Vanellope Von Schweetz
Yeah, my name is Vanellope
That's right, I'm a glitch, my name is Vanellope
I'm also an racer, I'm Vanellope
That's right

Calhoun... Felix... Ralph

Don't cha wish Bo Peep was worse than me
Don't cha wish Pocahontas was better than me
Don'tcha, don'tcha
Don't cha wish your new girlfriend's better than The Little Mermaid
Don't cha think about Prince Charming loving Cinderella
Don'tcha, don'tcha, don'tcha, don'tcha

Mother Gothel kicked me right out of the forbidden tower
But Tiana, why don't you hang out at my house tomorrow?
You're sophisticated
Not feeling oxidated
When Anna was not around

Elsa... Elsa... Elsa!

I'll take you to the Italian restaurant
It don't offer beer
Mia, this is your stop
Where spaghetti does fill your tummy up, woah!
(We'll take you to the Italian restaurant) Yeah!
(Get a taste of what the employees got) Uh huh
(Better off spendin' all you got) Come on
(Cheese pizzas will hit the spot, woah!)

When Maleficent leaves the lair
Don't tell her you're late
Don't tell her you're late
Don't tell her you're late
Maleficent will get at you
When you're too irate
When you're too irate

Come Flynn Rider, blond Rapunzel (come Flynn Rider just fall in love with me)
Well Rapunzel was still wantin' more what (come handsome prince just fall in love with me)
Hey Rapunzel, please Rapunzel
You'd just really need me, fall in love with me

She was a princess (she was a princess)
She's in a mood (she's in a mood)
She's got a serious attitude (attitude)
Oh, she's Sadira
Who's still living (who's still living)
In Agrabah
Hey! Hey!
Now you know her name was Sadira
She wants to tell you just where the treasure is
Now you know her name was Sadira
She wants to tell you just where the treasure is
Steal, you thief, steal (I'll never stop)
Steal, you thief, steal (I'll never stop)
Steal, you thief, steal (I'll never stop)
Steal, you thief
So you know her name was
Sadira
(oh no) Sadira
(oh no) Sadira
[All princesses, spoken: “COME BACK HERE, MISS FILTHY STREET RAT OF A GIRL!”]
[Sadira: “GOTTA GO!”]
[They find her robbing from a merchandise stand just before she runs away, screaming]

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