-> "It's All About the Core i7 Duos"
Original Song Title:
"It's All About the Pentiums"
Parody Song Title:
"It's All About the Core i7 Duos"
The Lyrics
It's all about the Core i7 Duos, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Core i7 Duos, baby
It's all about the Core i7 Duos, baby
It's all about the Core i7 Duos!
It's all about the Core i7 Duos!
(Yeah!!)
Whatcha wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the MySpace yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a cute girlfriend?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my optical mouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Core i7 Duos, what?
You gotta be the cutest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your MacBook Pro is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 486? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a USB flash drive
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're on Wi-Fi, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your bedroom
Downloadin' pictures of Ashley Michelle Tisdale
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-a
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller
It's all about the Core i7 Duos!
It's all about the Core i7 Duos!
It's all about the Core i7 Duos!
It's all about the Core i7 Duos!
Whatcha wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the MySpace yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run with my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says, “Samsung” on the rear
In a 64-bit world, you're a 16-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard gets wet when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box on Amazon?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What?
It's all about the Core i7 Duos!
It's all about the Core i7 Duos!
It's all about the Core i7 Duos!
It's all about the Core i7 Duos!
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the MySpace yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What?
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