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Song Parodies -> "White & Girly 2.0 (the "Justice Just for Girls" Anthem Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Whte & Nerdy"

Original Performer:

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"White & Girly 2.0 (the "Justice Just for Girls" Anthem Song)"

Parody Written by:

girlypink66

The Lyrics

They see me twirlin', my ballerina dance steps
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White N' Girly
Think I'm just too White N' Girly
Think I'm just too White N' Girly
Can't you see I'm White N' Girly
Look at me I'm White N' Girly

I wanna roll with, the cute girlfriends
But so far they all think I'm too White N' Girly
Think I'm just too White N' Girly
Think I'm just too White N' Girly
I'm just too White N' Girly
Really, really White N' Girly

[Verse 1]:
First in my class here at Clear Creek High School
Got skills I'm a champion at Candy Land
McKenzie that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have a Coca-Cola
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
Half of my action figures are Disney Infinity
Alice Hoffman‘s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know pink to a thousand places
Ain't got a clue but I won’t use braces
I asked my mom to make all of my sandwiches with PB&J
I'm a whiz at Minecraft I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no Sweet Valley High book I haven't read
By Pascal well I'm number one
Do vector graphics just for fun
I ain't got a boat but I got a pink swim ring
Clarissa Explains It All is my favorite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of Girl Talk
I'll ace any girly trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as gibberish
And here's the part I sing on

[Chorus]:
They see me roll on, my cute pink Mustang
I know in my heart they think I'm White N' Girly
Think I'm just too White N' Girly
Think I'm just too White N' Girly
Can't you see I'm White N' Girly
Look at me I'm White N' Girly

I'd like to roll with, the cute girlfriends
Although it's apparent I'm too White N' Girly
Think I'm just too White N' Girly
I'm just too White N' Girly
How'd I get so White N' Girly?

[Verse 2]:
I've been browsing, inspectin'
American Girls books you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My cute t-shirt never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media, I burn girly PC games
I memorized every romantic comedy really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got so many girly stuff in my room
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I find another girly item
Even made a homepage for my sisters, yeah
I got myself a pink pencil
They were having a sale down at Hancock Fabrics
Spend my nights with a roll of frilly pink fabric
Twirl twirl! Hope no one sees me, getting freaky
I'm girly in the extreme and whiter than pillows
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the Girls’ swim team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Alice McKinley or do I like Nancy Drew?
I spend every weekend at Justice Just for Girls
I got my name on my Justice Electric Beach swim ring

[Chorus]:
They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so White N' Girly
Just because I'm White N' Girly
Just because I'm White N' Girly
All because I'm White N' Girly
Holy cow, I'm White N' Girly

I wanna bowl with, the cute girlfriends
But oh well it's obvious I'm White N' Girly
Think I'm just too White N' Girly
Think I'm just too White N' Girly
I'm just too White N' Girly
Look at me, I'm White N' Girly!

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Jonathan - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
pacing was off in some areas and I noticed a lot of lyrics that were the same as the OS (well Weird Al's song anyway I haven't heard the OS of the song Al parodied and I don't think I want to) anyway not too bad for a new girl keep writing! 3's

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