Song Parodies -> Faggy Dirt Bag
| Original Song Title: | "Teenage Dirt Bag" |
| Original Performer: | Weatus |
| Parody Song Title: | "Faggy Dirt Bag" |
| Parody Written by: | Hardy_gurlz |
For those of you who don't like or watch curling, you won't get this song, but those who like curling, its a great song we wrote while at a curling bonspeil!
Her name's Kathy King,
I wrote a song about her.
She really smells,
it makes me wanna hurl.
She sucks when she curls,
And she comes onto gurls.
And she doesn't know who I am.
And she smells like spam a lot.
Kevin Martin's a faggy dirt bag baby!
Kevin Martin's a faggy dirt bag baby!
Summtin, summtin, summtin baby!
Oh yeah, oooooooooooooooooooooooo
Kevin Martin's a dick
He smells like barf and cheese.
You'd simply kick his ass
if you knew the truth!
That he comes onto guys
and Jeff Stoughton lies.
Kev doesn't know how to curl
and he doesn't give a damn about gurls.
Kevin Martin's a faggy dirt bag baby!
He;s a faggy faggy man.
Summtin, summtin, summtin baby!
Oh yeah. ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ooooooooooo, Colleen,
no, she doesn't know who she'd doin'!
Ooooooooooo, STDs.
Oh she doesn't know what she's got.
Kevin Martin ate some mold.
Its the Scott's and its cold.
And low and behold.
Colleen Jones walks up with Carter Rycroft.
This must be fake,
Kevin's butt starts to quake.
How does she know who he is?
And why does Carter give a damn about gurls?
She says "I'm just the village rock, baby!"
"Sleep with me Friday,
Don't say maybe!"
"I'm just a faggy dirt bag baby!"
"Like Kevin. oooooooooooooo"
Ohhhhhh Yeah! Colleen!
No, she doesn't know who she's doing...
ohhhhhhh, yeah, STDs.
Oh she doesn;t know what she's got!!!
I wrote a song about her.
She really smells,
it makes me wanna hurl.
She sucks when she curls,
And she comes onto gurls.
And she doesn't know who I am.
And she smells like spam a lot.
Kevin Martin's a faggy dirt bag baby!
Kevin Martin's a faggy dirt bag baby!
Summtin, summtin, summtin baby!
Oh yeah, oooooooooooooooooooooooo
Kevin Martin's a dick
He smells like barf and cheese.
You'd simply kick his ass
if you knew the truth!
That he comes onto guys
and Jeff Stoughton lies.
Kev doesn't know how to curl
and he doesn't give a damn about gurls.
Kevin Martin's a faggy dirt bag baby!
He;s a faggy faggy man.
Summtin, summtin, summtin baby!
Oh yeah. ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ooooooooooo, Colleen,
no, she doesn't know who she'd doin'!
Ooooooooooo, STDs.
Oh she doesn't know what she's got.
Kevin Martin ate some mold.
Its the Scott's and its cold.
And low and behold.
Colleen Jones walks up with Carter Rycroft.
This must be fake,
Kevin's butt starts to quake.
How does she know who he is?
And why does Carter give a damn about gurls?
She says "I'm just the village rock, baby!"
"Sleep with me Friday,
Don't say maybe!"
"I'm just a faggy dirt bag baby!"
"Like Kevin. oooooooooooooo"
Ohhhhhh Yeah! Colleen!
No, she doesn't know who she's doing...
ohhhhhhh, yeah, STDs.
Oh she doesn;t know what she's got!!!
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