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Song Parodies -> "I Worship Raw Beets"

Original Song Title:

"I Worship Raw Beats"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weatherbox

Parody Song Title:

"I Worship Raw Beets"

Parody Written by:

Alex

The Lyrics

Weatherbox is a good band, but that song title was too changeable to pass up!
My flowering plants, they bloom and grow
I'm sweating in my garden
I make grunting sounds
My feet tread the furrowed ground

You are plants, I am a human
You are the better
You are plants, I am a human
You are the better

You were not meant to eat, but to love
I was meant to weed and to water
So I weed and I water
So I weed and I water
So I'm crushed by the weight of waiting
As I water your heavenly shoots
So I'm crushed by the weight of waiting
As I water your heavenly shoots

You are now grown, I'm full of joy
Judge me, oh beets
You are now grown, I've served you well
Grace me with your speech!

You were not meant to eat, but to love
I was meant to weed and to water
So I weed and I water
So I weed and I water

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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MrMacphisto - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I gave you 5-5-5 just for the idea... lol

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