I feel a spinning in my head
There's a hangover
It's so bad this time makes me just stay in bed
You gave me drinks I can digest
So if nothing else
I'll just hold off on all drinks unless
The quality is more than rather poor
I think I'll try a better liquor store

The morons drink
Right from the sink
Even Budweiser I think,
Please no swill beer
If you drink Coors and I decline
Why should you be quick to whine
Please, no swill beer!
No swill beer

Real German beer is rather tart
The taste is yeasty
But when I drink it my insides don't fall apart
I tried to drink a lesser brew
Just to make you proud
Although its taste just made me spew
That everything you wanted me to quaff
Is such poor beer it makes me want to laugh

If you've dispersed
Milwaukee's Worst
Everyone is surely cursed
Cause that's swill beer
The hangover will really suck
Know how you can change your luck?
Don't drink swill beer

The swill goes down, but then returns
Your head feels sore, your stomach burns
From that swill beer
Remember how I used to say someday you will surely pay
From that swill beer
That swill beer