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Song Parodies -> "Everlasting Hurt"

Original Song Title:

"Temporary Fix"

Original Performer:

Veronica Ballestrini

Parody Song Title:

"Everlasting Hurt"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Okay, so I recorded Temporary Fix on my IPod Touch's Voice Memos (or tried to; I only got the second half) and thought, "What if Sandman [from MW3] had a girlfriend and she dumped him. And that results in what I call 'Everlasting Hurt'. Then I got an even better idea: WHAT IF VLADIMIR MAKAROV (FROM MW3) AND SOLOMON (FROM BATTLEFIELD 3) WERE THROWN INTO HELL AND SUFFERED EVERLASTING HURT??!! So here's the result of my thought.
Makarov: My lungs are burning, burning like cedar.
Can't breathe normal, don't wanna do that no more.
I kick at my plate, hoping it'll disappear.
My memories are still all around me.
Some demons came and threw me like a doll.
Even though I thought they were gentle.
Freedom will never come true.
I trey so hard, but all I do is think of God.
And I said

Oh Father, why did you condemn me?
Think back to the way things used to be.
Don't know how you could do something like this.
Tortured for eternity by everlasting hurt.

Solomon: I guess You wanted this more than you wanted me.
Forgave me twice, oh so desperately.
It tore me up knowing I let it slide.
I kept it all shut up inside.
You said, "I'll love you 'til the very end of time."
It was a sign I treated like slime.
You don't know how bad I wanted me to last.
I thought You were a child of God!

Makarov and Solomon: And we said
Oh Father, why did you condem me?
Think back to the way things used to be.
I can only forgive so many times!
And Your thought will never leave my mind!
And I said, Oh Father, the nights I spend screaming for you.
You shined so bright, but I let darkness come through.
Tell me how you could do something like this!
Tortured for eternity by everlasting hurt!

Solomon: You went straight and I went south
You gave me every reason to doubt
And once it's broken it can never be like knew.
God: I thought you were my child...

Makarov and Solomon: Oh God, why are you torturing me
Think back to the way things used to be.
I can only forgive so many times.
And Your thought will never leave my mind
Oh God, the nights I spent screaming for You.
You shined so brightly but I let the darkness come through.
Tortured forever by everlasting hurt
Okay, how about it?

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