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Song Parodies -> "The Last Time"

Original Song Title:

"The Last Fight"

Original Performer:

Velvet Revolver

Parody Song Title:

"The Last Time"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Inc.

The Lyrics

I hate losing my keys
Dawn Breaks
And my alarm goes off
Time to go to work
Back on the clock

Take a shower
Then I brush my Teeth
And some Captain Crunch
For me to eat

As I walk out the door
Can't find my car keys Yeah

This time
Will be the last time
I ever lose my car keys

Last time was the last time
I"d ever let this Happen again

So I look in the most obvious places
Like the crisper drawer inside my fridge
Even looked in the cat litter box
Found some smelly thing
But not my keys

Now I'm in panic mode
Where are my Frackin' key's yeah

This time
will be the last time
I ever lose my car keys
This time
Is the time
That broke the camel's back

Perhaps a portal opened in my closet
Came out men dressed in stealthy garments
and proceeded to sneak around my town house
And took my keys
Car keys Ninjas took my keys

(Aaron, Look in your hand)

This time
Will be the last time
I ever lose my car keys
This time should be the last time
I'll probably do this again

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