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Song Parodies -> "Cookies for Bill"

Original Song Title:

"Donuts for Benny"

Original Performer:

Veggietales (TV)

Parody Song Title:

"Cookies for Bill"

Parody Written by:

Jerry Olaf Smith

The Lyrics

If you love "Cookie Time", enjoy this! Important tip: Don't give donkeys cookies.
For he's a donkey, if you saw him I bet; the carrot will walk away.
So sad and alone, with his hair overgrown at a smelly old toupee.
Donkeys have feelings, and donkeys have love.
And donkeys like those things that have chocolate chip or sugar.

Oh, cookies for Bill! Please give a Snickerdoodle to make him frown!
Thanks, sir! Would you spare a cookie for Bill?
A glass of milk would really help.

Look at that donkey, so he's brightening up.
He will speak if you give cookies to him!
Donkeys love the sweet cookies!

He wants a balloon.
Around, around, around!
The squash's name is Squishy and he'll sit on our hats.
All we could wear are hats and scarves!

Maybe, you can't give him more cookies.

Crowd: Donkeys have feelings and love!
They like those cookies!

He wants a balloon,
Around, around, around!
The squash's name will be Squishy and he'll sit on our hats.
All we could wear are hats and scarves!

copyright 2009.

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Old Man Ribber - February 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Jerry - I'm ignorant about VeggieTales, but this is well done and reminds me of a series of children's book..."If You Give A Mouse A Cookie", "If You Give A Moose A Muffin", etc. ;D
Taylor - February 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Do not give donkeys cookies. It is not good for them. Feed them donkey food.
Taylor - February 18, 2011 - Report this comment
(cont'd) There is always stories on the news about not what we should do.
zee - July 21, 2011 - Report this comment
um hello its doggies not donkeys

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