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Song Parodies -> "Schoolhouse Rack"

Original Song Title:

"Schoolhouse Polka"

Original Performer:

Veggietales (TV)

Parody Song Title:

"Schoolhouse Rack"

Parody Written by:

Arable Colombus

The Lyrics

As your body grows bigger... You're mind goes flowered. It's great to learn cause "knowledge is power". It's Schoolhouse Racky! The chip off the block of your favorite schoolhouse, Schoolhouse Rack!
Wether; wether, wether you don't like it.
Weather, weather is not cold, warm.
Two of my favorite penguins.
I'm going to leave.
It was a lie, too!
Goats, goats, we all die eventually!
Goats, goats, we all eat bad squash!
I met a pear that likes to fart.
I had an old pair of shoes.
I know the bad rose.
Oh, goats, goats, we all die at 9:00 P.M.
Goats, goats, we all get caught into bad trash!
Wether, whether you don't like it.
Weather, weather it's not cold or warm.
copyright 2004.

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