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Song Parodies -> "Extreme Ghangsta' Polka"

Original Song Title:

"Various Songs"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"Extreme Ghangsta' Polka"

Parody Written by:

Crazy Jamie!

The Lyrics

I'm trying to make a polka, but i just don't know which songs to choose, here's my list....so far; Im up for suggestions!Peices of me (Ashley Simpson)Who says you cant go home (Bon Jovi)Permiscuous (Nelly Furtado)Rumors (Lindsay Lohan)She will me loved (Maroon 5)Here it goes again (OkGo)Hung up (Madonna)Call me when you're sober (Evenescence)Dani California (Red hot chilli peppers)Stay fly (Three 6 maphia)The whiper song (Ying yang twins)Get low (Lil' Jon)I wirte sins, not trageties (Panic! at the disco)Savin' me (Nickelback)Chain hang low (Jibbs)The queen & I (Gym class heroes)Since u been gone (Kelly Clarkson)Run it! (Chris Brown)Hollaback Girl (Gwen Stefani)Temperature (Sean Paul)Hips dont lie (Shakira)Feel good inc. (Gorillaz)Sexyback (Justin Timberlake)
On a Monday, I am waiting
Tuesday, I am fading
Ohhhhh
It seems like I can finally rest my head on something real
I like the way that feels
Ohhhhh
It's as if you've known me better than I ever knew myself
I love how you can tell
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me

who says you cant go home
theres only one place they call you one of their own
Just a hometown boy born a rolling stone
who says you cant go home
who says you cant go back been all around the world and as a matter of fact
theres only one place left i wanna go
who says you cant go home
its alright, its alright, its alright, its alright, its alright

Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want
Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?
Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?

Why can't you just let me do
The things I wanna do
I just wanna be me
I don't understand
Why would you wanna bring me down
I'm only having fun
I'm gonna live my life (but not the way you want me to)
I'm tired of rumors starting
I'm sick of being followed
I'm tired of people lying
Saying what they want about me
Why can't they back up off me
Why can't they let me live
I'm gonna do it my way
Take this for just what it is

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
She will be loved

Just when you think you're in control
just when you think you've got a hold
just when you get on a roll
here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again
Oh, here it goes again
I should have known
should have known
should have known again
but here it goes again
Oh, here it goes again

Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you
Waiting for your call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on you
Time goes by... so slowly

Don't cry to me
If you loved me
You would be here with me
You want me
Come find me
Make up your mind

California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah

I gotta stay fly!!!!!!

How ya doin' lil mama
Let me whisper in ya ear
Tell ya somethin'
That you might like to hear
Wait till ya see my _
Ay _
Wait till ya see my _

dum dum, dum dum, dum dum
To the window, to the wall
To all these _ crawl
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat up and down and get low
get low get low get low get low

I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
I chimed in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hope

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Do yo chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Do it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If you hot it make you cold
Do your chain hang low
Is that your chain!?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang
Hop out the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range
Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do his thang
Im off the chain!

'Cause baby girl's a queen
And a queen is just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
And she's made me a fiend
I won't be withdrawed 'cause I got nothing to lose
Oh no,
She's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, you know, so hollow
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)

But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you now I get what I want
Since you been gone

I got friends, and you got friends
They hop out, and you hop in
I look fly, and they jockin
The way you drop, drop makes me hot, hot
Is ya man on the flo?
If he ain't...
Let me know
Let me see if you can run it, run it
girl indeed I can run it, run it

Let me hear you say, this is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
this is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Well woman the way they turn cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature for shelter you from the storm
hold on, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...
Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom....oh oh!

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish,
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Hahahahahahaha!
Feel good,sh-shake it, shake it
Feel good,sh-shake it, shake it
Feel good,sh-shake it, shake it
Feel good,sh-shake it, shake it
Feel good
Windmill, Windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special whats behind your back
So turn around and ill pick up the slack.
Take em' to the chorus
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on

Cause I'm bringin Sexyback
(yeh I'm bringin sexyback)
(you're bringin sexyback)
(we're bringin sexyback)

HEY!

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bob - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
lol, the whisper song! if i were to giv u a tip id say uh..... delete "call me when you're sober" only because i don't like it
Raven - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
haha bob,,,,, i like that song

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