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Song Parodies -> "It's About Crimes"

Original Song Title:

"It's About Time"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"It's About Crimes"

Parody Written by:

El DeRoblo

The Lyrics

Enough red has been spent on Bush's Texas Tea. A few more weeks and we'll supply some cement shoes for a dip in that ce-ment pond - Have a nice Dip, DIP!
Crime
(crime, crime, crime, crime)

Last Time
One crime
One chad
Out of line
But this time's our time
Vote On
We'll let it shine

(Get Up)
Turn the clocks back
Don't spill our red on black
Bring em all right back
Oh hell yeah
Come on
Alright
Hey hey hey

You can spend our money
Don't you waste our time
(our time, fine line)
Well right now makin up for last time yeah
Alright! Alright!
I think it's high time we laid you out there on the line
Now it's about time
Not about lines
It's about time
Yeah

Bright nights
Dad's Fight
This time he got it right?
(NO!)
It's been a long time, overtime
Second term, you're out of sight
(yeah so get up)

Turn your, your clock back
Don't spend our red on black
Get em all right back
Oh Hell yeah yeah
Come on

It's alright
Hey hey hey
You can't spend my money
Don't you waste my time
(my time, grime time)
Well we're about to wake you up now big time
Big, big, big, big time
Well it's about time put our voice out there on the line
It's about time
It's about crime
It's a just about time
Just about time yeah

Crime
Crime

It's alright
Yeah
Shill our money
Don't spare a dime
(my dime, crime time)
Yeah we're gonna take it up to ya big time
Big, time big time
Because it's high time we put the right name on the line
It's about time
It's about crime
It's about time
It's about your crime
It's about time
It's about crime
It's all about
Talk about
Wanna know
There ain't no doubt
It's about crime
Yeah yeah yeah

So go ahead
Bring our troops back
Hey I love Bush, I just think the president's an idiot

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