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Song Parodies -> "U Gotta Crap"

Original Song Title:

"U Got It Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"U Gotta Crap"

Parody Written by:

iluvusher

The Lyrics

Ohhhhh....Woah Woah Woah...
When you feel it in your body
You really gotta poo,
Makes your insides turn,
NOW its time to doo
U thought u were ready
Butt u dont really know
And everything in your butt
U wanna let it go!

I've been there, done it, dumped around,
And after all that this is what i've found
Everybody wants to poop alone
Dont touch the stuff in the bowl
Cuz baby

Chorus:
You gotta, you just gotta crap
When youre on the phone, you say i gotta hang up,
i'll call right back,
you gotta, you just gotta crap,
when you miss a day without a poop,
your whole life's of track
Oh you got it bad, when youre stuck on the pot
and you keep on squeezin but nothin comes out
U Gotta crap

WHen you say that its time a
ANd you really know
That everything on your mind dont matter no more
Like my money, and my cars
I dont care at all
Man i gotta crappie, just let it fall
I'm fortunate, to have reached the bowl,
Dont u know it almost hit the floor, whew!

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