Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu.
Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu.

Meet L. Ron Hubbard,
He had a theory which sparked The Church of Scientology,
I'll explain it to you,
He said an alien Named Xenu,
Sent troops to earth and blew up a Volcano,
With Hydrogen Bombs.

The attention got Heavy,
Got Tom Cruise, Travolta, Katie Holmes,
Woah,
But Don't they know,
They were arrested for tampering,
With an Investigation?
And i yelled,

Xenu, Xenu,
He is a myth, He is a Crap load!
Xenu, Xenu
Worse Than The Split Of Afflek and J.lo!
Xenu, Xenu,
Don't people know that he ain't real?
Xenu, Xenu,
the next thing I knew, I was in the Mad house Screaming,

Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu.
Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu.

Tom Cruise lost his Nuts now,
Didn't You see him jumping on the Couch On Oprah?
Like a little Kid.
He went so very crazy,
It was like he was high or something,
Acted like a Fool.

I found no evidence
Of Xenus' precense,
Who the hell am I supposed to belive?
But What I do know
There is no chance
That this junk ever happened you see?
But What I don't know,
Is possibly or not,
That I'll get shot,
for yelling,

Xenu, Xenu,
Everybody knows that he is fake!
Xenu, Xenu,
The Twisted idea Of a twisted Make!
Xenu, Xenu,
Every dang legend is False!
Xenu, Xenu,
The Next thing I knew, I was in the Mad house Screeching

Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu.
Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu.

Watch out,
This Crap's rediculous,
But That's only what some people know.
And wow, this crap is on the prowl,
And every one'll be in Mad houses now.

Sit back,
and relax,
That's how we'll pass the time when this thing is scrapped.

Lay back,
pray for the best,
Belive me, This truly ain't no Endurance test

Kick ass!
This peice of crap,
Is about to be finally about to be put to rest and scrapped.

Me: Yes! Finally!

Xenu, Xenu,
You are a lie, A peice of crap!
Xenu, Xenu,
I'd rather asphixiate on bubble wrap!
Xenu, Xenu,
I don't know why, You were thought up!
Xenu, Xenu,
The next thing I knew, I was out of the Mad House screaming,

Woo-hoo, Woo-hoo, Woo-hoo, Woo-hoo, Woo-hoo, Woo-Hoo!
Woo-Hoo, Woo Hoo, Woo hoo, Woo-Hoo, Woo-Hoo, Woo-hoo!

Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu.
Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu, Xenu.