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Song Parodies -> "Cheese"

Original Song Title:

"Burn"

Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Cheese"

Parody Written by:

Julia

The Lyrics

I can't believe I'm eating this,
But it's good for my heart,
I had hated it for so long,
But my dislikeness fell apart,
Really want to have some more,
But I don't have any change left,
I would go without, but I can't
Cause it has the protein,
That I need, so I need to have some more cheese,
When I'm not eating it baby, I aint healthy baby,
Even though there are other foods I can eat,
I can't just do that, I need cheese

When the feeling ain't the same and your body feels weaker,
then you know, gotta have some more, cause my body is weaker everytime,
So right now I am dying,
I need cheese, I need cheese, gotta have my cheese,

People think you're weird except for you,
You know better that your cheese can help you,
And you know that you need it,
But not as much as I do,
I need cheese, I need cheese, gotta have my cheese,

Doing stuff I aint supposed to,
Like stealing money or hurting you,
Cause my body aint the same,
Find myself raiding your house for cheese,
Somebody do you understand,
Now can all of you feel my pain,
It's my cheese I love,
it's so good to eat,
Now I have to buy it,
But I don't have money left,
Don't know what I can do know,
To get my cheese back,
(Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese)
Don't know what I can eat,
Without my cheese,
There's some foods that need cheese,
Super subs, macaroni,
I'm gonna be hungry till I afford you,

When the feeling ain't the same and your body feels weaker,
then you know, gotta have some more, cause my body is weaker everytime,
So right now I am dying,
I need cheese, I need cheese, gotta have my cheese,

People think you're weird except for you,
You know better that your cheese can help you,
And you know that you need it,
But not as much as I do,
I need cheese, I need cheese, gotta have my cheese,

I'm twisted cause one side of my saying that I need cheese,
On the other side, I'd go for some fries (Cheese)
I'm twisted cause one side of my saying that I need cheese,
On the other side, I'd go for some fries (Cheese)

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh
Ooh ooh oooh (can ya get me my cheese?)
Ooh ooh ooh oooh ooh oooh

So much weight lost, too much bones showing,
But I aint eating till I have cheese,

When the feeling ain't the same and your body feels weaker,
then you know, gotta have some more, cause my body is weaker everytime,
So right now I am dying,
I need cheese, I need cheese, gotta have my cheese,

People think you're weird except for you,
You know better that your cheese can help you,
And you know that you need it,
But not as much as I do,
I need cheese, I need cheese, gotta have my cheese.....




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Holly - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
THAT SONG ROX MY SOX HAHAHAA ITS SPP AWESOME
MIKE - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
IT GOE$ @ little $omething like thi$

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