-> "That's Why Celebrities Go To Court"
Original Song Title:
"U Remind Me" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"That's Why Celebrities Go To Court"
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-See the way that he molested the boy.
-Is the same way you get someone asleep.
-Kinda hard to explain, but here, I'll try.
-Mike made him sit down and then drink some wine.
-See the boy, to Michael looked just right.
-He even put in a sleeping pill.
-So innocent he seemed, the boy was fooled.
-Mike denies it like in Billie Jean.
-Michael Jackson reminds me of R. Kelly.
-See his face whenever I look at the news.
-You won't believe all of the things he put kids through.
-This is why Michael Jackson got sued.
-Thought Kobe was the one for me.
-Til I found out that he raped that girl.
-Oooh, he was fucking everyfan, but me.
-Now you know why I hate Kobe.
-He reminds me of this fag, Michael Jackson.
-See either face whenever I, look at the news.
-You won't believe all of the ways they raped their fans.
-This is why they both end up in court.
-I know life is a bitch to fans, the deception
-Of Martha Stewart to all housewives.
-Wish I knew, wish I knew why they do the things they do.
-She reminds me, of Wynoma, whoa...
-Martha reminds me ofWynoma Ryder.
-Think of her whenever I, go to a store.
-You won't believe all of the things she tried to steal.
-This is why I don't watch her movies.
-Mike reminds me of this guy, called R Kelly.
-I remember him when I, rent a porn tape.
-You won't believe all of the pics he had of kids.
-This is why R Kelly went to court.
-Carmen Electra tried to kick Dennis's ass.
-She and Dennis decided to just break up.
-You won't believe all of the times that she hit him.
-This is why they ended up in court.
-Eminem's lyrics were too explicit.
-See that mark whenever I, pick out his CD.
-You won't believe all of the things he talked about.
-That's why Eminem was sent to court.
-Whether it's because they rape, steal, or divorce.
-One of them will always go to court somehow.
-You won't believe all of the things they'd do for attention.
-That's why celebrities go to court.
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