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Song Parodies -> "That's Why Celebrities Go To Court"

Original Song Title:

"U Remind Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"That's Why Celebrities Go To Court"

Parody Written by:

Kike11th

The Lyrics

If it was someone else, they probably would've made the parody a little funnier but it's not easy. So if anybody wants to change it and make it funnier its fine by me. But please please please comment on it. It's already hard enough getting people to vote, much less comment so please tell me what you think. Oh and by the way, I know that some parts don't really go or have the same pace as the song but it's not easy trying to fit different cases of celebrites of going to court in a chorus.
-See the way that he molested the boy.
-Is the same way you get someone asleep.
-Kinda hard to explain, but here, I'll try.
-Mike made him sit down and then drink some wine.
-See the boy, to Michael looked just right.
-He even put in a sleeping pill.
-So innocent he seemed, the boy was fooled.
-Mike denies it like in Billie Jean.

-Michael Jackson reminds me of R. Kelly.
-See his face whenever I look at the news.
-You won't believe all of the things he put kids through.
-This is why Michael Jackson got sued.

-Thought Kobe was the one for me.
-Til I found out that he raped that girl.
-Oooh, he was fucking everyfan, but me.
-Now you know why I hate Kobe.

-He reminds me of this fag, Michael Jackson.
-See either face whenever I, look at the news.
-You won't believe all of the ways they raped their fans.
-This is why they both end up in court.

-I know life is a bitch to fans, the deception
-Of Martha Stewart to all housewives.
-Wish I knew, wish I knew why they do the things they do.
-She reminds me, of Wynoma, whoa...

-Martha reminds me ofWynoma Ryder.
-Think of her whenever I, go to a store.
-You won't believe all of the things she tried to steal.
-This is why I don't watch her movies.
-Mike reminds me of this guy, called R Kelly.
-I remember him when I, rent a porn tape.
-You won't believe all of the pics he had of kids.
-This is why R Kelly went to court.
-Carmen Electra tried to kick Dennis's ass.
-She and Dennis decided to just break up.
-You won't believe all of the times that she hit him.
-This is why they ended up in court.
-Eminem's lyrics were too explicit.
-See that mark whenever I, pick out his CD.
-You won't believe all of the things he talked about.
-That's why Eminem was sent to court.
-Whether it's because they rape, steal, or divorce.
-One of them will always go to court somehow.
-You won't believe all of the things they'd do for attention.
-That's why celebrities go to court.

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