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Song Parodies -> "Consessions"

Original Song Title:

"Confessions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Consessions"

Parody Written by:

Dusty D

The Lyrics

Is it possible to turn a song about getting a girl you were "creepin" with pregneant into a song about food? Well yes it is
Consessions (Confessions Parody)

Taste this

(Chorus)

These are my Consessions
Would you like an Orange soda, or maybe Lemon Lime? Perhaps a Milky Way
These are my Consessions
If your not broke and dont know what to do
We've got something for you at my consessions
If Im gonna sell it then I gotta sell it all
We're parked right here next to the men's stall
If your not broke and dont know what to do
We've got something for you at my consessions

(Verse 1)

Now I know this is gonna be hard for you to choose
I myself have a liking to the grape big league chew
How 'bout those chicklets to your left in the cabinent, cabinent
Actually nevermind that's where the taffy went
There's more sweet treats behind you
I reckon this is the dream place of a sweet tooth
Sure did restock on them lemon drops and m & m's
How do you like your chicken, fried or roasted and bakened?

(Chorus)

These are my Consessions
Would you like an Orange soda, or maybe Lemon Lime? Perhaps a Milky Way
These are my Consessions
If your not broke and dont know what to do
We've got something here for you at my consessions
If Im gonna sell it then I gotta sell it all
We're parked right here next to the men's stall
If your not broke and dont know what to do
We've got something here for you at my consessions

(Verse 2)
Your sitin here tryin to figure out
What is it that you want to put in your mouth
Cheetos are too cheesy
Need to start thinkin, smell the bacon, pay the man and Russel Stover's it (Russel Stover's it)
Your decided on your snack meal, pickin up the pace.
Psychin' up your self, to be sharin out your taste
You looked back at the door and said "my eye's must deceive me!"
It was a sale on those tasty crispy creams baby!

(Chorus)

These are my Consessions
Would you like an Orange soda, or maybe Lemon Lime? Perhaps a Milky Way
These are my Consessions
If your not broke and dont know what to do
We've got something here for you at my consessions
If Im gonna sell it then I gotta sell it all
We're parked right here next to the men's stall
If your not broke and dont know what to do
We've got something here for you at my consessions

[Breakdown]

This is by far the akwardest thing I've ever had to do
To tell you, the candy I love
That I'm buying a two for one special on another treat that I barely even know
I hope you can accept the fact that Im a good enough consumer to tell you this
And hopefully you'll take this as me taking a chance
This ain't about my fears
This ain't about my life.
It's about my stomach. Please

(Chorus)

These are my Consessions
Would you like an Orange soda, or maybe Lemon Lime? Perhaps a Milky Way
These are my Consessions
If your not broke and dont know what to do
We've got something here for you at my consessions
If Im gonna sell it then I gotta sell it all
We're parked right here next to the men's stall
If your not broke and dont know what to do
We've got something here for you at my consessions

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Total Votes: 11

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Dusty D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
any comments?
BLO-TOWN - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops pow suprise... its really sad that the amiright voting crowd is so lazy and old now that new songs don't get votes and good songs like this one slip by with little to no recognition. Regardless of how many votes you get with this, you have a good song here.
jennysgurl23 - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO...I FINALLY got the Usher cd..I got it as a gift, and have had it on a constant loop since Christmas. I had to play the song along while reading this and I laughed so hard! I agree with BLO-TOWN...this song is hillarious! It's a shame that more people haven't voted for this one!
================================= - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
me too

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