Eins, zwei, drei, und vierzehn!

Tell me the news, doctor!

Lights go down
It's dark
There's blisters on my lips
And in my crotch
I'm feeling so much weaker
Than I thought
My eyes are wide
And though its cold
Its burning hot
When I take a leaker

Oh no, don't go!
(Scheiße!)
I've got a case of herpes though (Das ist klar!)
Some STDs you get you'll never know
Except one girl
Gave me something I can feel
Feel

My date was quite appalled
She almost spilled her wine
After I told
I told her that my 'boys' have got a cold
They can't come out to dance
At least she knows

She refused to eat
I'm askin' for the check
Girl stormed out the place
With hairs raised on her neck
Runnin' for the bushes
Runnin' for the bushes
Whoaoao

Oh no, don't go!
(Scheiße!)
I've got a case of herpes though (Was ist das?)
Some STDs you get you'll never know
Except one girl
Gave me something I can feel
Feel

Masturbation
Oh yeah
Hours of fun

All of these
All of these damning sores
All of these
All of these damning sores
All of these
All of these damning sores
Prescribe me a little ointment so they don't hurt

Oh no, don't go!
(Scheiße!)
I've got a case of herpes though
The lights went down and all I know
Is that she gave me something I can feel
He's healing me
Aaahhhh
The doctor's healing me now
Not the needle!
Needle?

Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!