Ichi! Ni! San! Juroku!

I hate this state, a place,
Potato fields, no men
I spend all day working my ass off on the farm
Was born into this farm,
Which gives me harm, alarm,
Into my poor ol' Psyche…

My life is Woe… (Honda!)
On this farm in Idaho! (Toyota!)
It's just potatoes man, that's all we grow
And I eat freaking spuds for every meal!
MEAL!

The girls here all are hicks
Who live with farmer men who all are pricks
Just caring "bout their crops of Potatoes
Lined up in stupid perfect even rows

I'm walking down the rows
Pulling up the plants,
It's all these bastards grow,
I'll keep up on this rant,
I'm gonna go insane,
It's driving me insane,
Whoooooa, Whoooooa,
(****in' Idaho)

My life is Woe… (Baka!)
On this farm in Idaho! (Nandesuka!)
It's just potatoes man, that's all we grow
And if I have to eat one more, I'll just reel!
REEL!

(Gotta get out
Gotta get Outta here
Gotta get, gotta get out
I can't leave myself, I don't have a car…)

My life is woe… (Rara!)
On this farm in Idaho! (Shimasuka!)
I hate potatoes but they're all I know
And I can't get escape from…

This ordeal that's been plaguing me! (Why…)
It's like white slavery! (Gaah…)
I can't Deal! DEAL!
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, (Grah!)
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, NAH.