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Song Parodies -> "Bono-ful Day (if Bono Was A Cat)"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Day"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Bono-ful Day (if Bono Was A Cat)"

Parody Written by:

Dead Cat 2

The Lyrics

Hi. I hate U2. I can't stand it. I'm only doing this stupid parody because someone on this site keeps talking about how they love U2 and they can't submit their parody of this idiot song because it makes fun of U2 or something, so I'm proving to that person that making fun of U2 is cool by writing this. IT's about what would happen if Bono was a cat he would just lay in the middle of the road and sleep and gets hit by a car. Good I wish he really could die like that. Plus if this moron likes U2, why would they make fun of it? This is my first and last parody. It makes fun of Bono, which is the only way I'd parody a U2 song.
You heart's not a bloom
Just died in the stony ground
There's no road
Where cars do not drive around.
You're out of luck,
and the reason that you should have cared-
The traffic's not stopped
You were just sitting over there.
That guy was not your friend
After his car hit your face.
Now someone needs to lend a hand
for Bono the Cat's case.

It's a Bono ful day
Move ya stupid feline!
It's a Bono ful day
To die and go away.

You're on the road
But you've got no destination.
Sitting in the mud
You are ruled by imagination.
Don't see that truck?
Even if the driver didn't see you
You've run all over,
And he's run right over you!

It's a Bono ful day
To die and go away.
A Bono ful day...
ooooo

Help me!
Take me right out of this place.
Teach me
To move when a truck's 'bout to hit my face!

See the road in green and blue
see red truck right in front of you.
See the pavement broken by a line
See the traffic light turning green and-
See the headlights on at night
See the big red truck at first sight and
See the Bono asleep on the road
After the crash, all the blood came out!

It was a Bono ful day
To die and go away-
A Bono ful day...

Help me!
Take me right out of this place.
Teach me
To see trucks coming at my face!

What you don't see it's too late to now,
What you don't know, you will never see now
What you don't see it's too late to now,
too late to now...

Deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaad!

It was a Bono ful day!
To the person who I'm dedicateng this to, I hope you know I'm talking about you in the intro. Thankyou, because I hate you.

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Pacing: 2.1
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Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 11

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John the grunt - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
This was a really stupid parody. It wasn't funny at all, and the writer just seemed to have an agenda. It just goes to show you that people who hate U2 are very stupid!
Yet Another Dutchman - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Mess with the cat and you get scratched.
Allicat - November 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Haha. You're getting like all 1s for how funny it was. How stupid it is to make a parody just to prove another person wrong, yes I know who you were talking about!!! Okay- where did you get that idea anyway, of Bono turning into a cat and getting hit by a car? That was soooooo stupid!
sam - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
wow that was just awful it doesnt even deserve to be rated.
Allicat - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Ha. I'm just going to keep coming back and looking at the comments you're getting. You are so messed up! First of all, why the hell are you wishing death on me? What did I do? You better tell me.
Dead Cat 2 - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Allicat, shut up. I don't want to hear from you. You're so retarded, you even said so yourself.
Stefan - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Ha ha,it funny,not the lyric of you,it sucks you are such a loser.How could you make such a bad lyric for a beautiful song,dude you really suck.
Lee Rasiel - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Have you heard the version of Head, Shoulders Knees And Toes on volume 5 of Mother Goose Rocks, a series of Cds in which they take nursery rhymes, or traditional children's songs, and make them done in the style of a current hit song, by people impersonating other musicians? one of the parodying artists on this volume is Me2 a parody of you guessed it, U2. I think the version of the song I said above, that you made a parody of.
Lee Rasiel - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Have you heard the version of Head, Shoulders Knees And Toes on volume 5 of Mother Goose Rocks, a series of Cds in which they take nursery rhymes, or traditional children's songs, and make them done in the style of a current hit song, by people impersonating other musicians? one of the parodying artists on this volume is Me2 a parody of you guessed it, U2. I think the version of the song I said above, is done in the style of the one that you made a parody of.
Allicat - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, I have heard that. but after I made this.
Amanda - July 27, 2015 - Report this comment
One of several things that led to "Bono's On Fire". (You wouldn't like it- if anyone tries to set Bono on fire as a result of that parody, they've completely missed my point.)

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