Song Parodies -> Between Iran And The Woman

Original Song Title:

"A Man And A Woman"

Original Performer:

U2

  
Parody Song Title:

"Between Iran And The Woman"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

#8 of my "HTDAAB" album parody. 3 more to come.
Of course I think Iran is pursuing Nuclear Weapons, but the administration has lost all credibility after Iraq, making it difficult for them to deal with Iran with International Support
Condoleezza do you worry about a Iran today?
Put the heat on the mullahs!
Condoleezza
I know that everything is not ok
But you're spouting off your tongue

True hate never can be rent
But only true hate can bomb the innocent

and do you want to take a chance
of getting in another dance?
It's quite a dangerous distance
Between Iran and the woman

If nation building isn't fair
We'll bomb the mullah's from the air
It's such a dangerous distance
Between Iran and the woman

You can run from nukes
And if there's really nukes they will bomb us
bite us in the butt!
But we don't believe rebukes
coming from a girl who has lied to us all!
How can we trust when Iraq's so bust?

Instead we fear we'll take a chance
Of losing an islamic dance
In the mysterious distance
Between Iran and the woman

And whose to say there's no-one else
Within the lens of Dubya's elves
It's a mysterious distance
Between Iran and the woman

Pakistan's across the street
with the bomb on the shelf
And how can you get them to do
What you won't do yourself?...
...What you won't do yourself?

Condoleezza
You've been preaching in the street again
to God-less Europe
Condoleezza
You wont listen to their counsel again
Cause you're believe you're backed by God

Guess what? So do all the Mullahs!
When Uncle Sam wants... Uncle Sam waves ...

And so it's time to take a chance
Inflame the region, make it tense
And so enlarging the distance
Between Iran and the woman

It's hate and and oil and gas and fear
that wants to make them disappear
It's such a dangerous distance
Between Iran and the woman

How can you hate when i'm bombing you?
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Laurence Dunne - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny how every time I write a parody that critizes the Bush administration I get a 1-1-1 from an unidentified source
MrMacphisto - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't worry, Laurence, it's just the same unidentified source that keeps telling Cheney that Iraq had WMD's. Good parody: 5,5,5.
Kristof Robertson - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't take it personally, Laurence...anyone who's written a less-than-favourable-to-Dubya parody has been hit by Republican 1's guy..he's an idiot so ignore him. btw, this is great! 555

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