Rough,
You shouldn't eat that stuff,
you hope to God, you'll make a stool,
that's hard enough

you might have to put up a fight
to squeeze to the left then the right
or push your hand under your backbone, to poop tonight

listen to me now,
I need you to go down
i can't just keep hanging around

it's too hard when you have constipation
it's too soft when you're fighting a cold
sometimes you can't make it on the bowl

you push,
with your abs,
and your face gets so red
when you force it out

I don't need, I don't need no toilet roll,
because this one was so hard, it left no marks at all!

listen to me now,
I need to see this through
I've read a whole G.Q.

and it's soft when im taking my ex-lax
and sometimes its the color of mold
sometimes you can't make it on the bowl

I need to exercise
it will make me fit
I must-push-to-get-rid-of-it......
it's the reason i'm late
it's the reason why promotion has to wait
well hey now, I have a date tonight
i'm supposed to be there at eight,
can't say my poop was late

and it's hard when i eat junk for dinner
and it's stuck when i don't pick up the phone
sometimes you can't force it,
best you can do, is to hold it
sometimes you can't make it on the bowl