And if the F-word is to keep me off air
and if a breast shot must be blurred if its bare
and if killing's still all right
and elm street's rage can screen at night

oh no, what's wrong

What's wrong?
What's wrong?

You can see lesbian kissin'
But you blur someone a dissin'

What's wrong?
What's wrong?

With prime-time tonight?

You're laughing at how to teach a guy to be gay
and shows with murderers and rape are OK
The dirty dancing is all right,
but Janet's boob can't be in sight

oh no, what's wrong

What's wrong?
What's wrong?

you can watch the people cheatin'
but the swears they'll be a bleepin'

What's wrong?
What's wrong?

With prime-time tonight?

You can watch the shows
'bout the pimps and hos
but their work you can't describe

What's wrong?

uuuuhhhh, you can show a man's butt on the NYPD
blue-uuhhh, you can't say what it is otherwise they'll censor
you-uuuhh, that's where the line is

You can watch the shows
'bout the pimps and hos
but their work you can't describe

What's wrong?

All that is banned is just seven bad words
but not the corpses and not the turds
you can shows sex acts, that is OK
don't matter if it's straight or gay

any position, all are OK
but just make sure a sheet's in the way
show off the guy's butt, just not the girls
these are the rules of this world