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Song Parodies -> "On Top of a Yeti"
Original Song Title:
"On Top of Spaghetti"
Original Performer:
Two and a Half Men
Parody Song Title:
"On Top of a Yeti"
Parody Written by:
Alan Harper
The Lyrics
“Come on, Jake, you used to love this one!”
On top of a yeti,
All covered with bees,
I lost my poor football,
When somebody teased...
It rolled off the maple,
And on to the boar,
And then my poor football,
Rolled right out the door!
It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor football,
Was nothing but tush,
The tush was as tasty,
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew to a pee,
The pee was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
All covered with gloss,
If you’ve a machete,
All covered with fleas,
Hold on to your handball,
'Cause someone might freeze!
All covered with bees,
I lost my poor football,
When somebody teased...
It rolled off the maple,
And on to the boar,
And then my poor football,
Rolled right out the door!
It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor football,
Was nothing but tush,
The tush was as tasty,
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew to a pee,
The pee was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
All covered with gloss,
If you’ve a machete,
All covered with fleas,
Hold on to your handball,
'Cause someone might freeze!
“...Any chance you two could go camping in Nantucket?” ~ Charlie Harper.
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