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Song Parodies -> "Welcome 2 Bedrock"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome 2 Detroit"

Original Performer:

Trick Trick

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome 2 Bedrock"

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The Lyrics

A parody about the long running Flintstones TV show and all of its spin-offs and products. Enjoy!
Welcome to prehistoric Bedrock,
Flintstones, Great Gazoo,
Yeah,

Yeah, yeah,
Barney!
Let's show "em some love,
Welcome to Bedrock,

All my dinos and all my men,
I'm locked outside of my house again,
Hey now, welcome to Bedrock city,
I said, welcome to Bedrock city,
Every place, everywhere we go,
Every bowling ball we throw,
Come now, welcome to Bedrock city,
I said, welcome to Bedrock city,

Drop the rock,
Just as soon as we hear the squawk,
You can hear them holler "Buffaloes" in this pit,
You can hear them holler "Bamm Bamm" in this pit,
You can hear them holler "Bedrock Ave." in this pit,
So who am I gonna call on when I ain't got my boys with me and the bowling alley's looking pretty empty?
I'm-a dial Mr. Slate on my tele-elephant,
Forget that, you and me are gonna call Barney,
From Bedrock, quick, quick, man, come pick me up,
Bring them balls, smalls, alley three, meet me out front,
There's some chump on lane one sayin' some junk about some junk,
And we may have to spray this boy down,
With a,
Elephant trunk hose,
And a mean woodpecker, yeah, bring one of those,
So, Barney, come get me,
Yeah, what up, boys, I see you, we always are gung ho,
The Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo,
All of my Bedrock people,
Let me see them hands in the sky,
Bedrock, everybody, "till we die,

All my dinos and all my men,
I'm locked outside of my house again,
Hey now, welcome to Bedrock city,
I said, welcome to Bedrock city,
Every place, everywhere we go,
Every bowling ball we throw,
Come now, welcome to Bedrock city,
I said, welcome to Bedrock city,

The show's been a long time runnin' and we're straight with that,
It started becomin' self-aware and laced with actors,
You see the magic in the air, that is the Great Gazoo,
We brought him to the show sometime in season two,
You see the name brand vitamins sitting on the shelf,
My bad, I almost forgot to introduce myself,
My name is Bamm-Bamm,
Impressing Pebbles with strength fit for a tiger, Fred's head I'm bangin',
Ever since conception, they knew I was a menace,
Holding us down like the army's armed tenants,
You've all heard of me sometime on TV,
The small Fruity Pebble appearance, yeah, that was me,
I was in the video game, just chasin' the fame,
Chasin' the large rock coins that we can use, for things, to pay,
Our toys and all our products, I know you done heard of that,
We've made some million dollars to keep Fred Flintstone fat,
This little Rubble can hold you up and slam you to the ground,
Bamm-Bamm and Dino F., come on, let's get out!

All my dinos and all my men,
I'm locked outside of my house again,
Hey now, welcome to Bedrock city,
I said, welcome to Bedrock city,
Every place, everywhere we go,
Every bowling ball we throw,
Come now, welcome to Bedrock city,
I said, welcome to Bedrock city,

Hey, Fred, you ever need a buddy, come get it,
From now on, every mess you get in, buddy, I'm in it,
We're always breakin' stuff like we have the right,
And we turn more heads than Vanna White,
It's evident, it's time for Barney to get some shoes,
Because I'm tired of all of my dusty feet blues,
The bowlers try to beat me but they couldn't get far,
I've got hair that shines gold like the average star,
I'm satisfied with this being my time to shine,
But when I see some Fruity Pebbles, they just have to be mine,
I ain't pushin' this car for exercise,
I'm pushin' the car because no one's devised,
Anything better, a small bird powered engine,
Reach back to Bedrock and grab my friends,
For another show, another episode,
With an almost funny Jetsons cameo!

All my dinos and all my men,
I'm locked outside of my house again,
Hey now, welcome to Bedrock city,
I said, welcome to Bedrock city,
Every place, everywhere we go,
Every bowling ball we throw,
Come now, welcome to Bedrock city,
I said, welcome to Bedrock city,

Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah!
Bamm-Bamm!
Fred,
Wilma,
Barney,
Prehistory, baby,
Ayo, Fred,
Years before Jesus,
Man, right, my vacuum's lighter,
It's a tiger!
Barney!

I'll pull this saber tooth out right here and other people don't want to talk no mo',
They come out with their lions and whatnot and I come back with this saber tooth,
And this rock one more time,
People don't want to talk no mo', do they?
Oh no, every time, please believe it is another ill-conceived spin-off right now,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
Welcome to Bedrock,
Place right out of history,
Sorry we missed you,
Bamm-Bamm!
It's a place right out of history!

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2Eagle - February 27, 2006 - Report this comment
That brings back memories.
Larry Hensley - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Liked it.

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