Song Parodies -> Calf
| Original Song Title: | "Cab" |
| Original Performer: | Train |
| Parody Song Title: | "Calf" |
| Parody Written by: | White Trash |
barn yards cold this time of year
and my cow friends are getting chopped into meat
except me
making my way and not made into ham
im unfamilar with this one harvest
in my barn and not into spam
the days i grow fatter but the farmer wont disect me
sometimes i think im the only calf on the road
knowing my ribs wont be bought and cooked
really bad health when i was looked
watching my friends tooking from the barn
wont be part of a beautiful lunch
mad cow diesease fill my intestants im dyeing away
and i know i wont be put to use
could of been inside of you
or turning myself into beef stew
chorus repeat
still wanna be a steak dinner
no one said that it was fair
to be real dumb
chorus repeat 2
and my cow friends are getting chopped into meat
except me
making my way and not made into ham
im unfamilar with this one harvest
in my barn and not into spam
the days i grow fatter but the farmer wont disect me
sometimes i think im the only calf on the road
knowing my ribs wont be bought and cooked
really bad health when i was looked
watching my friends tooking from the barn
wont be part of a beautiful lunch
mad cow diesease fill my intestants im dyeing away
and i know i wont be put to use
could of been inside of you
or turning myself into beef stew
chorus repeat
still wanna be a steak dinner
no one said that it was fair
to be real dumb
chorus repeat 2
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