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Song Parodies -> "Dropped, I'm Stupider (Who Fell? Me.)"

Original Song Title:

"Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Train

Parody Song Title:

"Dropped, I'm Stupider (Who Fell? Me.)"

Parody Written by:

Confission

The Lyrics

Based on a true story :P
Now that they asked me why I'm brain-dead
"Was dropped. I'm stupider. I like bread. Hey, hey"
I act so dumber and talk like Gump
Reminds me that my head was bumped. Hey, hey
My life is like a box of chocolates
My mom never cared--was diabetic. Hey, hey

Who fell? Me. Mom failed to hold her son
I slipped out like a used condom--learned tile is indurated
Good-grip-having is underrated
You held me, then I fell like a shooting star
Now I've got a permanent scar
And I can't think good cuz you weren't doing such a well job there

Well now I'm twenty-five and act like seven
Making my way through grade eleven. Hey, hey
My mama sucks? Well, you be the judge
I'm too moronic to hold a grudge. Hey, hey
My feelings for her are, at most, fear
I'm afraid that she might kick my ass
I'm a pained, blown brain telling a story about a guy
Who is too afraid to land so he never did fly

You held me, like your hands were your feet
I slipped out like a milky--wait, I can't recall no more
My head smacked against the floor
Who fell? Me. The impact blew my mind
And my IQ dropped at the same time
And I can't think good cuz you weren't doing such a well job there

Can you image no love, all of the kids picking
My best friend never sticking up for me
Because he knew I'm always wrong
Can you imagine my first dance, retard romance
A five hour phone conversation
About the yellow Power Ranger, fanny packs, and cheese

Who fell? Me. Mom failed to hold her son
I slipped out like a used condom--learned tile is indurated
Good-grip-having is underrated
You held me, then I fell like a shooting star
Now I've got a permanent scar
And I can't think good cuz you weren't doing such a well job there

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Was it just by chance I advanced towards the floor that day?
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
And did I fall like a shooting star, fall like a shooting star
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
And I can't think good, not doing a well job here

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 16

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Red Ant - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS so I'll refrain from voting, but wow.
Agrimorfee - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
You fooled me into thinking this was going to be a Forrest Gump themed parody, and then it turned into a nutty "misheard Lyric" parody. Peeling back the layers of sanity and rhyme like an onion, this was great, especially on a song that I HATE with a passion! 555
Confission - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks

i actually like the original, but then again, i was dropped on my head
Gavin - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO>>>BEST ONE I"VE EVER SEEN
Chris Bodily TM - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO!!! How did you come up with this??!!! It was funny, but not THE funniest in the SOTM contest, but you did a great, four-worthy job. Keep writing.
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above
Adagio - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM06) Really good. 5's
Cat - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Confission, why don't you write more parodies? With great stuff coming out like this, surely you can produce some more gems for an author page. This is a stellar effort...pun intended. And the OS brings back memories of the summer of '02 for me, at the local pool, so that was an added bonus. =)
Matthias - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Did Arwen Co-Write this with you or something??? I mean this is exactly her... Good job Confission... or Arwission....
Max Power - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-Painfully funny.
Rex - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good job of blending the OS in with your lyrics. Really liked "advanced toward the floor".
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - There's no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found WHAT IS SAID TO BE the original song (it sounds like a crappy cover and matches the Midi but I DKTOS so I really can't tell for sure) here:

seisaband.com/mp3.html
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Duuuh, upon second read it says clearly that it is a cover page. Well, my bad, and I'm gonna have to call MY mother now and ask how many times she dropped me!

(Confission: If you think the comment and the link harms your parody and that it should be removed, report it and this one to Chucky as inappropriate, but if it's better than the Midi... well, I'd report it myself but I think it should be your call. Next time I find a link I'll Forum-mail you and ask in private first).
Stuart McArthur - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) some great insightful lines, confission, like "Who is too afraid to land so he never did fly" - nice work - 555
Dumb Ass Kid - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Definately one of the highlights of this month's contest. 555
Red Ant - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) After d/l TOS I realised I have head it before, though not in a while or entirety. Many good subs throughout, including possibly the perfect title for this song. You had me cringing and smiling at the same time until this line: "About the yellow Power Ranger, fanny packs, and cheese". That was hilarious. Oh, "indurated" sent me to the dictionary.

"Would anybody tell me if I was gettin' - stupider?" -Mike Patton of Faith No More in the song "RV"
bobpiecheese - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Based on a true story? If it was, the parody would be terrible. As it isn't terrible, it's hard to be sure.
Phil Alexander - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty much what Red Ant said (apart from the "indurated" bit... I just went to dictionary.com ;-) )
Kristof Robertson - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is simply superb, Confission...managing to sound match the OS and STILL produce a funny story takes some doing, and you certainly pulled it off big style. 555
wannabemustangjockey - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Pacing is a bit odd in places but I like it. Liberal but good use and/or modification of original lyrics too.
Larry Hensley - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, interesting
Johnny D - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Orbiting Jupiter with nothing but a parody for a space suit!
Arwen - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM...I love that Matthias spotted my life in this...although I like to think that all of my falls have only made me more fabulous, rather than dumb...; )

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