-> "Santa Burnt His Chestnuts On Thee Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Burnt His Chestnuts On Thee Open Fire"
Santa burnt his chestnuts on thee open fire
tripped and fell in to the cactus nose
screaming profanity like a sailor would
now he peed his pants under the miseltoe.
everybody lights fires i shoulda known
helps to keep the house warm at night
but now they've awoke to a screaming ho
will find it hard to satisfy mrs. clause
they didnt know santa could scream that way
he woke up the whole town on that night
every young boy is going to cry
hoping that their chestnuts never fry
and im offering a simple suggestion
next time give me A NEW DIRECTION!
and all though im sure im not the first to wane
i burnt my friggin chestnuts
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