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Song Parodies -> "Santa Burnt His Chestnuts On Thee Open Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Santa Burnt His Chestnuts On Thee Open Fire"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

holiday tunes (Brother) thats what it would be like if hulk hogan was a comedy artist.
Santa burnt his chestnuts on thee open fire
tripped and fell in to the cactus nose
screaming profanity like a sailor would
now he peed his pants under the miseltoe.

everybody lights fires i shoulda known
helps to keep the house warm at night
but now they've awoke to a screaming ho
will find it hard to satisfy mrs. clause

they didnt know santa could scream that way
he woke up the whole town on that night
every young boy is going to cry
hoping that their chestnuts never fry

and im offering a simple suggestion
next time give me A NEW DIRECTION!
and all though im sure im not the first to wane
i burnt my friggin chestnuts

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Total Votes: 2

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Christie Marie M - December 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one, Chance! But poor Santa! That's pretty funny! I'm still laughing at your parody! Keep on writing more! 555 chestnuts for the holidays!

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