-> "Bubble Junk Stuffed In Her Trunk"
Original Song Title:
"Honkytonk Badonkadonk"
Parody Song Title:
"Bubble Junk Stuffed In Her Trunk"
Parody Written by:
Sick Stagger Productions
The Lyrics
throw up some
Alright boys, she hates this song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and leave the bar
Ooh, she put her beer down
There she goes
There she goes
oops false alarm bathroom
dang
she knocked over a table
Big ole girl fell through the wall
makes ya feel 1 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ain't no ones girlfriend gonna slap him outta his chair
Poor fat girl, it ain't her fault
it's her big fat dairy erre
At that Bubble junk Stuffed in her trunk
can't even keep rhythm
Make ya wanna leave the bar
size is goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap yourself raw
There outta be some laws
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she fit her panties on
That bubble junk stuffed in her trunk
(Aww gosh)
Now men, you can't blame her
but look like tryin to tame her
You almost gotta hate her
For movin' that fatty-shaker
Band shuts down at two
But were still in here at four
We tried to push her through
But her ass wont fit out the door
With that bubble junk stuffed in her trunk
can't even keep rhythm
Make ya wanna leave the bar
size is goin' on
Like king Kong
And ohhh nooo
Shut my mouth, slap yourself raw
There outta be some laws
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even fit her panties on
With that bubble junk stuffed in her trunk
(yuck , that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, fatty)
We care bout the drinkin'
And we listen to the band
The floor boards , start a shakin'
When she tries gettin up to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You know you had enough
Boys, you better keep your distance
She might mistake you for lunch
That bubble junk stuffed in her trunk
can't even keep rhythm
make ya wanna leave the bar
size is goin' on
Like King Kong
And ohhh nooo
Shut my mouth, slap yourself raw
There outta be some laws
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even fit her panties on
That bubblejunk stuffed in her trunk
That bubblejunk stuffed in her trunk
Yeah, that bubblejunk stuffed in her trunk
(ok boys now all we gotta do is roll her through the crisco and I think she'll slide right out the door)
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