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Song Parodies -> "I Married a Stripper"

Original Song Title:

"I'm in love with a stripper"

Original Performer:

T Pain

Parody Song Title:

"I Married a Stripper"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Dammit lil girl
U know U fine as hell know what I'm sayin'
Matter of fact
After your last dance u know what I'm talkin bout
Me and my boys gone be together u know what I'm sayin
I aint really gonna worry bout them though
I'm just lookin at u
Yeah u know
U got those glasses, but you still fine, dammit girl

U got the body of my dreams
Big blue eyes behind those bifocals
Likin' how you drop it low
Dance on the bar for me
You puttin on one hella show
Yeah yeah you know what you doing
yeah yeah yeah
She's doin me right ya'll
yeah yeah yeah yeah
I need to get her over to her crib we gonna do it all

She poppin she rollin she rollin
She workin that pole and
I'm in bed with a stripper
She's strippin, I'm paying for playing
I told her we'd get married I'm staying
I'm in bed with a stripper

Out of all the girls she be the hottest
Like n the way she break it down, I see u girl
The next morn can't find my clothes
And she's lookin at me
Damn girl you got a big ass nose
But you got my attention
yea yea yeah
Did I forget to mention
I need to get over to her crib and clean up that shit
Cuz I married my stripper

She poppin she rollin she rollin
She workin that pole in her room
I'm married to a stripper
She's strippin, I'm paying for playing
Hell the bitch is still dating
I married that stripper

She don't clean she don't cook
Hellavu mess going down what did I get into
Can't talk to my friends
She is fucking with my head
I'm ready for this shit to end
Hell this bitch is still turning tricks
yea yea yea
She thinks she owns me
yea yea yea
I clean her crib I give her all my money
Cause I'm married to a stripper

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