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Song Parodies -> "Chinken Tender"

Original Song Title:

"Bartender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

T Pain

Parody Song Title:

"Chinken Tender"

Parody Written by:

Steven Benz

The Lyrics

went up in the fridge last night and i got some A - 1 ( i got some a1)
put on a fresh chef suit with a tank top wearing some lugz (wearing some lugz)
and im just searching right thru the pantry, to get some hot sauce (get some hot sauce)
oh im really hungry uh huh
everybody done calling me cuz the oven aint hot ( oven aint hot)
mad meat in the fridge but aint none of it defrost ( none of it defrost )
cept for the one chicken breast that sittin all the way up top
now we got some poultry


Oooo I got my knife, to slice
I cut em, real nice
and i thinkk i think ohh im bad
got my apron tied round my fat back
and then i think that. now the oven is just right

CHORUS
im making chicken tenders
(Ooooo now your cookin with me)
we hooking up our dinner.
im making chicken tenders
(Ooooo now your cookin with me)
we hookin up our dinner


got my temp gage to make sure its all cooked inside
little shot of lemon on the top with a lil bit of tyme
im just working my feel
wifey still workin b shit so im cookin for the kids
wednesday night im out of it, cookin for 3
these tenders gonna hit the spot made a few extra for me
now i just heard the bell


Oooo I got my knife, to slice
I cut em, real nice
now i knoow i knoww ohh im bad
got my apron tied round my fat back
and then i think that. now the oven is just right




CHORUS
im making chicken tenders
(Ooooo now your cookin with me)
we hooking up our dinner.
im making chicken tenders
(Ooooo now your cookin with me)
we hookin up our dinner




shorty i know were all shocked from how good it came out
its usually dry crusty nasty n burt in and out
got a extra side of green beans yo but we ate all the saurkraut
and the chickens all gone it tasted awesome with the lemon on top
deep fry dont bake thats why have high cholesterol baby
Just lookng at food on your dishes lookin like a damn retard im still hungry
its time to clean with me dwade and the heat are bouta start
but wait forgot lemon merang cookie can finish the night without dessert



Oooo I got my knife, to slice
I cut em, real nice
and i know i think ohh im bad
got my apron tied round my fat back
and then i think that. now the oven is just right


CHORUS

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RK_FAN_FOREVER - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Great parody. Two things. The rhyming was a bit off and Tyme is spelled Thyme. Oh, and what's lugz? 455

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