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Song Parodies -> "Sing U A Stank"

Original Song Title:

"Buy U A Drank"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sing U A Stank"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan P. Rice

The Lyrics

It scans a little odd, but that's the nature of the business.
Holy crap (yeah)
Be Pain
Holy crap
Shitty, shitty
Hung Jock
Yeah, yeah, yeah…
Hey hey
She slappin (oooooooh!!!)

[Be Pain]
Sing ya lyrics, dance a bit, you can make it look like you tripped

[verse one]
Hey big girl
Why so shamed?
Let me wonder why
Let me sing you a stank
I be pain, you know me
I make music, every g--eew . . . eep!!
Let’s eat some grub, it be free
What’s the chances—are you gonna hit me?
Lyrics are glib
Surely, you forgive?
Let’s sing songs n forget that I did

Im’a sing you a stank (ewww eeeep!!)
I’m a melophobic creep
I got talent but it’s dank:
Shitty. what you think bout that
Punch me in the face, I’ll laugh
Me in the head like
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
I need a new mic
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow

[Verse 2]
Sing to me, I squawk back
I talk funny, let’s do that
Drunk, I hobble
Vocal AIDS
Shitty but fast
Oh and lame
I need God
Belt it out (now belt it out)
Just like that
That’s what I’m singin bout
I’m gon be done
You go “weee!!!”
Oh that baton
Use it to hit me


[verse 3]
Won’t you hit me with your car
defect “PiG BiMpIn”
Tell you how I feel
Im’a tell you how I’m trippin
A justified lame beast
Deserve Nestle green tea
I want to get shot
plead for you to plead for me
I’m wreckin the shoddy language
I live with condemnation
And when you make your quips
I get a vocal cessation
Now we sing carelessly
You say you think I’m lewd
All I need is magic power
That I get sniffing glue
Let me take you where I live
Please lend me your ears
When I grab you by the rear
Your fist hits me till I tear
Lyrics work to vex
All in the troposphere
Im’a let Be Pain do it
So I be in the clear


[verse 4]
This shit’s fun, thrash about (now thrash about …that’s about it….awwww crap)
Now mock mock mock mock
My words tend to trouble oneself


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Nina - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
This is great! I find this song (the original)vapid and annoying. You've somehow captured that and made the "pain" of listening to it all worthwhile. Thanks!

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