-> "I Was Short Of Making Bail"
Original Song Title:
"A Sorta Fairytale"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Was Short Of Making Bail"
The Lyrics
When I robbed that store
I guess the plan I had was
not very good
Now I am in deep doo-doo
And I knew that it would be
a "3rd strike" thing
'cause they caught me with a gun
guess it won't do me much good whining
And I'm so-oh sad
I have been booked
And I know I won't
get slack
And I'm short of raising bail
it's true
(I am short of raisin' bail, it's true)
Yes, I'm short of raising bail
boo-hoo
(oh, woe is me)
Now I dread that day
in Courtroom 101
The cops found my gun
They've got me by the gonads
And I guess I am f*cked
and I will be convicted
And it seems I am screwed
I cannot deny it
This looks so-oh bad
I'm a dumb crook
My case really
looks black
And I'm short of raising bail
it's true
(yes, I'm short of raisin' bail, it's true)
Coming short on raising bail
I'm blue
(oh no, oh woe)
When I'm tried I won't slide
It won't help me to lie
to them
Yes, I know I won't slide
'Cause they caught me there
in that grocery store
There's no way I can slide
Caught me with the money
from the till
So I can now forget
This case will not be pled
No way to deal it
Things look real bad
They'll throw the book at me
and I will be back
In this really scary jail
I'm screwed
(wretched, nasty, scary jail, boo-hoo)
The door will slam
and I'll hear the clang of steel
(oh woe, oh no)
So in jail I will stay
and when I will get out
God only knows
A fool, yes I was
there is now no easy way out
I'll serve a lot of time here, for my stupid
crime and I won't
be free, until
I maybe get out someday on parole
who knows
So I'll do my time, there's no way
to fake it
feel better there
if I was stoned
I could use some smack here
that would get me tight, yeah
Sure wish I had
some "Gold"
sittin' in this cell
gets old
with guys I can't trust
my butt's the object of convict lust
(oh, no - oh, woe)
And I'm so-oh sad
I'm a dumb schnook
now things really
look black
yes, I will be stuck in jail
boo-hoo
(years I'm gonna spend in jail, I'm screwed)
Now I will spend years in jail
that's screwed
(woe, oh - oh no)
Now I am frightened by
I'm very frightened by
these convicts
all the night
I am so scared; I'm freaked
Yes, I am frightened by
frightened all night by convicts
yes, by convicts - with big pr*cks
who will punk me
yes, they'll punk me
in the rear end
(Ooh!)
yes, they'll punk me
I said, "Ow"
(wow, ow!, oh, ow!)
Sure wish I had thought that day
what jail is like; put my gun away
while I still could, oh
way back when
I still had freedom; I was free
Prison's no place to be
should have known it, that's a fact
now I - I sure think it stinks
to end up here
in this jail
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