Song Parodies -> You Voted Gore
| Original Song Title: | "You Wanted More" |
| Original Performer: | Tonic |
| Parody Song Title: | "You Voted Gore" |
| Parody Written by: | S.T.G. |
Democratic,
Gore is bold.
We will wanna,
Vote Bush or Gore.
Voting's hard,
New recounts,
Gore will never say,
That we were wrong.
I don't know when Al got bitter,
But the US will sure be better,
When Bill's gone.
Cause you voted Gore,
Gore wants us to give,
Gore could ban the autos,
That's why I'm conservative.
You voted Gore,
That stiff's like a bear.
Promises he offered,
>From a guy who isn't prez.
Count the ballots,
Check the chads.
If we find some pregnant,
We'll get mad.
Gore ain't trusting,
He's not honest.
Bush won the vote, and Gore is down.
I don't know when Al got bitter,
But the US will sure be better when it's bombed.
Cause you voted Gore,
Gore wants us to give,
Gore could ban the autos,
That's why I'm conservative.
You voted Gore,
That stiff's like a bear.
Promises he offered,
>From a guy who isn't prez.
I got to make my vote downtown.
I got to get my vote, in there, to count.
I got to make my vote downtown.
Cause you voted Gore,
Gore wants us to give,
Gore could ban the autos,
That's why I'm conservative.
You voted Gore,
That stiff's like a bear.
Promises he offered,
>From a guy who isn't prez.
Cause you voted Gore,
Gore could help the gays,
So much he couldn't handle,
Just like the NRA.
You voted Gore,
Made that stiff look smart.
But he's just a jack-ass,
Not a walking piece of art.
Gore is bold.
We will wanna,
Vote Bush or Gore.
Voting's hard,
New recounts,
Gore will never say,
That we were wrong.
I don't know when Al got bitter,
But the US will sure be better,
When Bill's gone.
Cause you voted Gore,
Gore wants us to give,
Gore could ban the autos,
That's why I'm conservative.
You voted Gore,
That stiff's like a bear.
Promises he offered,
>From a guy who isn't prez.
Count the ballots,
Check the chads.
If we find some pregnant,
We'll get mad.
Gore ain't trusting,
He's not honest.
Bush won the vote, and Gore is down.
I don't know when Al got bitter,
But the US will sure be better when it's bombed.
Cause you voted Gore,
Gore wants us to give,
Gore could ban the autos,
That's why I'm conservative.
You voted Gore,
That stiff's like a bear.
Promises he offered,
>From a guy who isn't prez.
I got to make my vote downtown.
I got to get my vote, in there, to count.
I got to make my vote downtown.
Cause you voted Gore,
Gore wants us to give,
Gore could ban the autos,
That's why I'm conservative.
You voted Gore,
That stiff's like a bear.
Promises he offered,
>From a guy who isn't prez.
Cause you voted Gore,
Gore could help the gays,
So much he couldn't handle,
Just like the NRA.
You voted Gore,
Made that stiff look smart.
But he's just a jack-ass,
Not a walking piece of art.
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