-> "I Wish That I Was Buoyant"
Original Song Title:
"A Little Drop Of Poison"
Parody Song Title:
"I Wish That I Was Buoyant"
I start to drown... Since I am far from buoyant
I hold my nose when diving in I start to sink
Swim lessons blow, Backstrokes are forced by this sick teacher
I'm jealous of beavers while in the drink
I'm glad that I'm tall so here by the shore I'll stall
Teacher says: "Let's go deeper". I'm not buoyant!
Did a warlock turn my body right into concrete?
I'll holler and I'll splash but won't float
Salt water in my eyes these goggles are failures
Let me stay dry on the boat
I ignored your cat calls on this big pink raft I'm sprawled
I'm tired of you bastards who are buoyant
This raft always worked till it was popped by seagulls
Now I'm screwed can't paddle to be safe
With these flippers and a snorkle, Yes a snorkle
These pesky waves are now my grave
I tried the front crawl but the ocean had me mauled
You couldn't tell that I was far from buoyant
There was no big draw though hot there was one flaw
I told you guys that I was not that buoyant
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