-> "Big Bum"
Original Song Title:
"Sex Bomb"
Original Performer:
Tom Jones & Mousse T
Parody Song Title:
"Big Bum"
The Lyrics
Look on the lady with cellulite
Definitely oozing out through her tights
Ass like a tyre, puke on sight
Rolling down upon her thigh
Now you found the secret cold ice cubes
To munch away on home-made stews
I cannot get by the side of your rear
Oh, I've got to tell it right
(You know what you've got, you've got a)
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
But maybe you have heard me wrong
Now take off your thong, it could hook over your arm
Your ass is stuffing over half the car
You ask for cakes, tartlets, and Angel Delight
For stretch marks to make your skirt tight
It could explode or blow a hole
Right through the wall, God save us all
A catastrophic clap from cheeks like those
Could clearly knock a house down flat
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
But maybe you have heard me wrong
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
And lady that just sounds so wrong
That could keep me to the floor
And leave me feeling sore, yeah
It can bounce you off the ground
And knock you out
It'll make me squeal and feel ill
So I will give you lipo
Anytime you come on round
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
But maybe you have heard me wrong
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
And lady that just sounds so wrong
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