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Song Parodies -> "Big Bum"

Original Song Title:

"Sex Bomb"

Original Performer:

Tom Jones & Mousse T

Parody Song Title:

"Big Bum"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

I remember my friend used to say Big Bum instead of Sex Bomb when singing this, so I thought I'd carry it on
Look on the lady with cellulite
Definitely oozing out through her tights
Ass like a tyre, puke on sight
Rolling down upon her thigh

Now you found the secret cold ice cubes
To munch away on home-made stews
I cannot get by the side of your rear
Oh, I've got to tell it right

(You know what you've got, you've got a)
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
But maybe you have heard me wrong

Now take off your thong, it could hook over your arm
Your ass is stuffing over half the car
You ask for cakes, tartlets, and Angel Delight
For stretch marks to make your skirt tight

It could explode or blow a hole
Right through the wall, God save us all
A catastrophic clap from cheeks like those
Could clearly knock a house down flat

Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
But maybe you have heard me wrong

Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
And lady that just sounds so wrong

That could keep me to the floor
And leave me feeling sore, yeah
It can bounce you off the ground
And knock you out
It'll make me squeal and feel ill
So I will give you lipo
Anytime you come on round

Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
But maybe you have heard me wrong

Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
And lady that just sounds so wrong

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
555, and thank you ever so much for stealing my idea.
Michael Pacholek - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I see the words "big bum" and think "bad athlete" or "Bush"... then I remember that you're speaking English and not American, and you're referring to the exc-ass-ive.
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
555 and Michael's comments above remind me of a joke... "How can you tell if a man is a male chauvinist pig? .........He thinks harass is two words" ;-)
Larry Hensley - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This was funny, 5's
Michael Pacholek - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, there was this horse race once, and a horse named Harass was entered, but had to be taken out of the race due to an injury sustained in practice. So the track announcer, not realizing what he said until it was too late, told the audience, "For all those betting on the fifth race, please remember to scratch Harass!"
M!KEY - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm...funny...lol
Adagio - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, good read.
wannabemustangjockey - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) ha! This is hilarious and would probably be even more so if I knew the OS....
Agrimorfee - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Winner of this month's DKTOS But A Good Effort Award?
Peter Andersson - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - This parody's got back, i.e, comments here give a whole new dimension to the joke: Why is more people violently opposed to fur than leather? Because it is safer to harass women than motorcycle gangs.
Spaff.com - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go, um, uneasy. Nice job, Sith Lord. I especially liked the "catastrophic clap" verse.
Kristof Robertson - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Loved this, Cait! I did a similarly themed parody to the same OS called "Shrek's Bum"...check it out on my author page! (Shaaaameless plug). 555
Johnny D - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "catastrophic clap", LOL !!!
Stuart McArthur - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) nice idea, and well executed, but a little bit too repetitious to be Song Of The Month
Your Worst Nightmare - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - I'm afraid it's another DKTOS...
Rick C - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Funny parody here but, it would have been more interesting if you had varied the choruses more. 555
Red Ant - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I liked the "...For stretch marks to make your skirt tight" verse the best. The choruses could have been varied somewhat to include more jokes, but still a great parody.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yeah, changing the choruses would have been the cherry on the icing of this delicious, cellulite-fertilising cake. Funny stuff.
Larry Hensley - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was a funny one, I laughed a lot.
Claude Prez - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Wish I knew the original but a fun read anyway.
Arwen - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM...I feel a little weird that I don't know the OS, as I feel like I should...but the fact that Claude didn't know it either made me feel better. =) Funny lines, throughout, though...=)
Tim Mayfield - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I think I laughed harder thinking of a big out-of-work muscle-bound street wino asking for change... but I guess that's the wrong kind of "big bum" 5's
2nz - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Doh, I'm another who doesn't know the original. I found it funny, if a bit heavy (pardon the pun) at times.
MysteryGoat - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but you gotta love songs about big butts anyway.
Raymond Stolp - August 05, 2007 - Report this comment
"I am your nurse... and you are my hospital." Raymond Stolp, 2003 Ray's farewell video is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mpkAdaG9yU

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