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Song Parodies -> "The Angry Canadian"

Original Song Title:

"The Angry American"

Original Performer:

Toby Kieth

Parody Song Title:

"The Angry Canadian"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Canada

The Lyrics

If you look at Canadian History, we may seem all nice, but tick us off and we will kick you're ass. =) ENJOY.
Canadian girls and Canadian guys
We'll always stand on guard
We'll always recognize
When we see The Maple Leaf flying
There's a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head

My Daddy served in the army
Where he lost his left eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Till the day that he died
He wanted my Mother, my Brother,
My Sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free

Now this nation that I love
Is being targetted for attack
A mighty slap came flying in
From somewhere in the back
As soon as we recoverd from the stun
From our injured red cheek
Man we'll light up your world
Like the First of July

Hey, Captian Canuck put your name
At the top of his list
And the Canadian Natives
Started shaking their fist
And the beaver will fight
And it's going to be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringing her bell
And it will feel like the whole wide world
Is staring right at you
Brought to you courtesy,
Of the Red, White and Red

Oh, justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This young bear will fight
When you rattle his cage
You'll be sorry that you messed
With the Canadians.
Cause we'll show you who's fucking nice,
It's the Canadian way

Hey, Captian Canuck put your name
At the top of his list
And the Canadian Natives
Started shaking their fist
And the beaver will jump
And it's going to be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringing her bell
And it will feel like the whole wide world
Is staring right at you
Brought to you courtesy
Of the Red, White and Red

Brought to you courtesy
Of the Red, White and Red
Of the Red, White and Red
Of my Red, White and Red
Meanings: Red White and Red: The Order of color on the Canadian Flag. July First: Canada Day. The maple Leaf: The Canadian Flag. Captian Canuck: Pro-Canadian Comic Book here from World War One, First issue was in the 1880's I believe. Hope you liked it!

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Susanna Viljanen - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
See you in next World Ice Hockey championships - if you can stand up to your words!
Mr. Canada - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
By 'kick your ass' I mean in war. We seem pathetic but look at our history. We've kicked ass everywhere. We only seem pathetic compared to the US. And compared to the Unites States, everyone except for like, China, is pathetic. Canada is 9TH in the list of countries of how much we pay our Military. it used to be more then that, but still, 9th out of over 250 countries?
Victoria-Leah - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I love this parody. Canadian men are sooo hott, especially the Ontario-denizens! I love it when they say 'eh', it makes me smile. and hockey players are c00l!
Mr. Canada - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
lol, thank you! Yes, we take pride in our Hockey, very much. Hockey is one of the only sports in the world known to cause riots from Angry Fans. Normally, those fans are Canadian. We were kinda ticked when we lost the cup this year, eh? ;)

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