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Song Parodies -> "Mischief Recourses"

Original Song Title:

"Beer For My Horses"

Original Performer:

Toby Keith and Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Mischief Recourses"

Parody Written by:

wannabemustangjockey

The Lyrics

A song about rednecks doing the dumb things rednecks tend to do. Famous last words: "Hey, watch this!"
Well a man runs in
From the bayou
Says "I almost been shot!
The boys're gettin' all boozed!
Someone went through an outbuilding
With Buddy's beater car
They thought they got away
Haha, they didn't get too far, yeah
I caught 'em on my farm."

My daddy told me one day
"Back when I was young,
We found entertainment
And it wasn't doing drugs.
We chased our mamas' chickens
And we climbed oak trees
Don't hang out with them bad boys."
[I] didn't listen, hehe
...And now his message haunts me

It's fun to do some dumb things
But you're bound to find
It's always fun and games and joy
Till someone loses an eye
I got John's bro's camera
We hope to post on YouTube
How we all cheat death
Just a bunch of buffoons

We'll race up like asses
Against nature's forces
"Make it risky for my friends, fear our resources!"

We got so many people
Doing stupid deeds
Social malfunction
Bam, it's on TV
This time my good ol' buddy Bob,
He jumped his old rusty Ford
Put himself on the fast track
To a Darwin Award
You can bet, I'll miss that Ford

Now Eustace is a dumb thing,
He, the hard way, finds
You shouldn't hook a shot of NOS*
Up to a John Deere combine
An explosion rattles
They glow like Christmas in June
And we all just laugh
As the yokels go boom

'Cause we're crazy dumb asses
Against law enforcers
Shouting, "Whiskey's on my breath, need no endorsers!
Chase me to my death, heeding no orders!"

You know justice ain't a fun thing
It involves steep fines
You got a couple hundred horse'
And half a case of Bud Light
With a crunch of metal
You flip your dad's Malibu
Then we'll all meet back
In the 'mergency room

The reason "Jackass" is
An MTV force is
We are frisky for our wrecks, mischief recourses
Make it risky, "y'all watch this!", could end up corpses...


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* pronounce it "nawss"
(c) 2007 Jay the Wannabe Mustang Jockey. I don't just write song parodies

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Matthias - August 31, 2007 - Report this comment
YEE-HAW!!!
Jack Wilson - August 31, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 5s
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought it was brilliant, except for the one word "resources", which seemed so out-of-character. But that's a minor grumble.
Agrimorfee - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was very clever, lots of cool subs for the rhymes throughout, smart social critique, and it seemed like a tough song to do. My only quibble was "NOS"--I DKTWTI (don't know what that is)
Matthias - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny take on all of those jackass Jackasses!!!
Max Power - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
555 stars
Peter Andersson - September 16, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - There's a classic saying that the revolution won't be televised, but with the development of internet we now know that the ongoing darwinism process will be youtubed...
wannabemustangjockey - September 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Agri - "NOS" is an acronym for Nitrous Oxide Systems, and it is a common nickname for any nitrous injection system in a vehicle regardless of brand.
bobpiecheese - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) If your idea of 'messing around' is nearly getting yerself killed, you just might be a redneck!

If your idea of 'a good parody' is to make fun of rednecks, you just might be awesome!
Ethan Mawyer - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I heard a lot of words in the original that were in the same place in the parody, ande that's never a good thing. Bam, it's on TV was the best line in my opinion. Awful pun time: in a contest like SOTM, there's a very small Margera error.
stuart mcarthur - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I have no problem at all with words from the OS occurring in the parody - in a new context, it's very clever - great topic for lampooning Jay, in a similar vein to Red Ant's Battle of The Darwin Awards - you should target Dukes Of Hazzard next - 555
Jason - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS but found it entertaining.
Red Ant - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I echo Phil's comment and will cite my favorite line: "It's always fun and games and joy till someone loses an eye" - then it's hilarious. Nitrous on a combine, lol.
Below Average Dave - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM). . . .Jason, with all respect, Matthias gives us links to all of the OS so that we don't have to know the OS anymore . . .anyhow. . .Wannabe, very funny. . .not a huge fan of the OS, but i'm not judging the OS
Kristof Robertson - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
As a big fan of wanton youthful stupidity (although it's been many years since I was either wanton, youthful or stupid) I found this nostalgically entertaining. 555
Cat - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Could have used a little more variety in the mischief, but the number of brilliant subs (particularly "yokels go boom" and "The reason Jackass is an MTV force is") more than made up for it.
Mikey Squirrel - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM- Well shucks, this here pare-oh-dee was sure funny I reckon. Good job!

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