Don't you remember
The fizz in my mom
Peanuts in my mom
At ten, two and four
A fried bolognie sammich
With mayo and tomata
Sittin' round my mom
Don't happen much anymore

We got too complicated
It's all way over-rated
I like the old and out-dated
Way of life

Back when my mom was a hoe
And I was doin coke
And crack's what you were seeing
When I was bendin down
Back when a screw was my mom
My Mom was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you down with my mom
I miss my mom
I miss my mom
I miss my mooooooooooom

I love my mom
in Black, shiny vinyl
Clicks and pops
And white noise
Man she sounded fine
I had my favorite stations
The ones that played my mom
Country, soul and rock-and-roll
What happened to my mom?

I'm readin' My Mom For Dummies
Cause they put pop in my mom
I want more for my mom
The way it was back then

Back when my mom was a hoe
I was doin' coke
And crack's what you were seeing
When I was bendin down
Back when a screw was my mom
My Mom was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you were down with my mom
I miss my mom
I miss my mom
I miss my mooooooooooooom

Give me my mom for strumming
I want my mom a humming
Just keep her coming
The way it was back then

Back when my mom was a hoe
And I was doing coke
And crack's what you were seeing
When I was bending down
Back when a screw was my mom
My MOm was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you were down with my mom
I miss my mom
I miss my mom
I miss my mom