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Song Parodies -> "The Way I ARRR"

Original Song Title:

"The Way I Are"

Original Performer:

Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson & DOE

Parody Song Title:

"The Way I ARRR"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Avast ye landlubbers!
Wanna pet me monkey?
Take you to the b-ARRR and drink grog on a date
Though I may have missed some showers (showers, showers, showers)
See that feather in me hat style is so great!
Plunder you pearls

Oy matey, I'm sea sick now from all of these jaunts at sea
There's gold in your clutch but don't you touch my chest, I'll scream
You're a jerk, I see you smirk with missing teeth
Chug some rum til I can't see right

Matey, Get a grip and put down that whip
Only like guys who can play guit-ARRR

Hop aboard me ship, Pistol's on me hip
Or go travel in me new sports c-ARRR

That salty sea breeze it will make me wheeze
To be with me you're way off p-ARRR
We won't take a dip cause your parrot nips
I don't like, don't like, don't like

Let's go out for pizza
I'll pay in doubloons but it might be a mess
I robbed them from some Aztecs (Aztecs, Aztecs, Aztecs)
Watch people scatter cause it was cursed and ghosts transgress
Watch out for ghouls

"Nice booty" heard you say now, Pointed towards the gold or me?
Can tell with one look that I'm not hooked but you are it seems
You've got quirks and I am irked by all your fleas
Buggin' out since you're such a fright

Have you flipped your wig? You are such a pig
How did you get those nasty sc-ARRRs?

Made it pretty big at this pirate gig
Let's see a movie it's rated "ARRR"

You got seven C's, I passed with ease
Boy, That brain of yours just ain't too sm-ARRR-t
From that jug I'll swig, Rum that's made with figs
Next time I will use a mason j-ARRR

Scurvy cur (A-Vast!)
I might sport this black eye patch but you know you'll sack a catch
I'm a Scurvy Cur (A-Vast!)
Might not have a proper hand but I can offer sand
I'm such a Scurvy Cur (A-Vast!!!)
I am such a dope, Oh-No, saw you and yelled "Land-Ho"
A friggen Scurvy Cur (A-Vast!!!)
A dirty pirate I'll walk the plank {chigga} mind was blank, Damn!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   6

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Jeff Reuben - June 30, 2015 - Report this comment
I laughed out loud when I first read the title for this. Great idea and good choice for the OS. This would be fun as a recording :)
Blaydeman - June 30, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I liked the title switch a lot, but I was worried about how it would fit into the song. You ended up doing a very good job with the concept, it wasn't exactly what I was expecting. You made them a sort of modern pirate, which I felt on the fence about, but it worked. I really liked the playfulness with the ARRR's. That was fun. I had a little trouble with the pacing. You wrote in a character voice and I think that messed with the phrasing and syllabic emphasis a little bit which made it a little hard for me to follow at times. Overall, a lot of fun and a cool topic to boot-y. 545
Matthias - June 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Modern? Aztec gold? Eye patch? Walking the plank? Hook hand? Buried treasure? You sure you read this parody? Lol This is an old timey pirate brought into the modern day. He's not some poor man from Somolia attacking Captain Phillips here. But thanks for the comment.
Max Power - June 30, 2015 - Report this comment
I heard pirates movies are all Rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!
Agrimorfee - June 30, 2015 - Report this comment
You brought some new fun into the arrrrrt of the arrrr!
bobpiecheese - June 30, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A few pacing issues in the choruses (and you technically didn't parody the full song, but there's multiple versions apparently so whatevs) but this was still a very fun parody with a lot of creative lines. 555 and a bottle of rum!
Abbott Skelding - June 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Nicely done! I was worried too that you would run out of pirate material, but the multiple "ARRRR" variations really worked here.

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