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Song Parodies -> "Too Pissed"

Original Song Title:

"Du Bist"

Original Performer:

Tie Break

Parody Song Title:

"Too Pissed"

Parody Written by:

Debra

The Lyrics

Parody about a bloke I used to know, warning him to be careful when he is pissed.
So you think you are the best
That you don't put a foot wrong
But I could say otherwise
Because what you say are lies

There is something hardly anyone knows
And I promised not to tell
But you treated me so wrong now
I put up with your crap so long

So who does know about your big secret?
That you can't stop after 24 beers

Too pissed to know what is happening
You'd have no idea where you are
Too pissed to know that girl's a man
And he's leading you out to his car
Too pissed to believe what's being said
Too pissed to think with just your head
Tomorrow you will be wishing
That you were dead

Too pissed to stop your drinking now
You want to continue thorugh the night
You think you'll have no worries
But wait until it is daylight

So who does know about your big secret?
That you can't stop after 24 beers

Too pissed to know what is happening
You'd have no idea where you are
Too pissed to know that girl's a man
And he's leading you out to his car
Too pissed to believe what's being said
Too pissed to think with just your head
Tomorrow you will be wishing
That you were dead

You will be sorry
You won't believe
What I'm saying with everyone else

Don't come crying
In the morning
Cos' I just don't want to know

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